Someone went to Iowa and all I got was this lousy mug

I could have gotten something better but I got this instead

Me Someone went to Iowa and all I got was this lousy mug

by Iusedmyrealnameforthis July 16, 2023

This is a mug.

Well, it's a mug... what did you expect? Gum?

"you like my 'This is a mug.' mug?"
"HELL YEAH I DO!"

by im_nxt_russian January 15, 2022

being a mug

being a mug where “mug” is the main word.
being a mug: essentially means cock blocking on a non sexual level.

when someone’s friend or your girls friend is talking to the girl you like. This is turn makes it to wear you can’t talk to your girl.
cock block mug from another definition started this for some context I don’t want it to be a inside joke it needs to be gentrified.

-“i can’t even talk to her bro” then look at your friend “she’s being a mug bro a mug”
- i swear bro she’s such being such a mug”

by oscap73 December 12, 2024

mug

shorthand for muggle, a person who lacks any sort of magical ability and was not born into the magical world

Hah! That kid's a mug!

by Aechll February 23, 2014

On mug

A phrase used to put on something. Short version is Onm.

On mug he just caught a huge fish.

by Mug man 16 July 9, 2021

Show your mug

Show your mug means to show a picture of yourself, whoever asked to see your mug wants to see what you look like

Alice: show your mug!

by Arrii September 16, 2023

pink coffee mug

Durring intercourse, when the man cums inside a womans vagina and the woman shits herself while he is cumming.

"Dude how was it??? She looks fine" ... "man this chick is crazy! I asked her how she wanted it and she said fuck me as hard as you can.. and when I was finishing, she looked me in the eyes and pooped all over my bed sheets! I pulled out and was like what the fuck!! And all she said to me was... 'whoops I spilled my pink coffee mug' "

by Lt. Walter Sobchak October 31, 2011