Simp

The person reading this.

"This kid's a simp, get him!"

by Bearpat February 20, 2020

Simp

a simp is a guy respecting woman

a example is iFlashboy

wow iFlashboy is a real simp he respects woman a lot

by 8Bitttt April 25, 2020

simp

your friend John, probably

of course he's a simp, his name's John

by cheesecakemom June 3, 2020

Simp

A silly or foolish individual, usually goes by the name of Kain Pendelton. Actually cares about girls feelings despite texting them for a solid two weeks

Oh haha you simp! You’re doing a Kain again

by Barnsleylad May 15, 2020

SIMP

The very identification of a desperate girl. Studs Idolizing Mediocre Penis is a common action that is performed by women when they are very desperate for the D, this is guaranteed not worth the effort or attention they give, since the male has a rather small PP.

"fuck sake, Ruby being such a SIMP over Jarred"

"I know right, Ruby bought him a 16 fucking inch pizza, she thinks it's best to eat a pizza the size of your cock, but she doesn't know that I've actually gone down on Jarred before, and it's actually 3 inches hard. Ruby such a fucking SIMP"

by ceo of urban dick May 17, 2020

Simp

En person som gjør alt/ sier seg enig i alt for å komme på god siden av den personen.

Som regel en gutt som prøver å komme på en jente sin side i håpet om å få noe tilbake i gjengjeld

Se på han Erlend da!
Han har prøvd å komme seg inni buksa til hu der Emilie i snart 2,5 år, for en jævla simp assa, lol

by SmexiOlam March 9, 2020

Simp

A boy who spends tooooooo much time with a girl

Jamie was playing Fortnite with his gf, what a simp

by My old handkerchiefs September 10, 2020