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Woke

Arising from one's bed place and somehow crossing into the space time continuum forever damaging one's psyche. Being lost in the land of fucktards. Maybe you should go back to bed, dumbass. Don't get on up, we'll tell you when to wake up. Bitch.
He woke up on the wrong side of the bed and never recovered.
by bomman950 March 28, 2023
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Woke

Wokeness, Wokeism, Wokeology.

A state of being chronically biased. Grossly racist against ones self. Embracing the ideology of rewriting reality to fit one's narrative in one's own mind. A live and let live attitude towards People that identifies as a CARROT or opposite of ones own gender. Liberal. The habitual need to breakdown a logical statement word for word, endlessly asking what it means. Having a ferm belief that there is more then TWO genders. POLITICAL CORRECTNESS. Feeling sorry for a race or people that won't help themselves. Supporting a race that hates your race. A FOLLOWER. Being easily influenced to HATE a political figure that is MAKING AMERICA GRATE AGAIN. Having a vicarious superiority complex for wokeness. Believing in WOKE propaganda over truth...
Woke: a disgusting ideology taught by the internet and learned by other woke people.

Wow, I can't believe TRUMP is deporting all those Immigrants. You mean illegal Aliens and foreign Criminals?

I stand with Ukraine!

So you're gonna donate a portion of your check to support a Ukraine family?
Whoa, let's not get crazy here, yo...
by Kleptodog March 18, 2025
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Woke

By using this word, you surpass all logic and immediately win any political argument.
Person 1: And that is why I think slavery was bad.
Person 2: Oh yeah, well you're woke!
Person 1: *shrivels up and dies*
by O' Chungus January 22, 2024
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Woke

Woke

"Woke" originated in African American English and defined awareness of and attentiveness to social and racial injustices. To be "woke" politically in the Black community means that someone is informed, educated and conscious of social injustice and racial inequality.

RIght-wingers who are angry that they suffer repercussions for using pejoratives to attack minorities, women, and people of non-trad genders use it as a cudgel to denigrate people who fight for social and racial justice. In its misuse, it is a form of hate speech.

It is a favorite term of Trump and his party. In the example, he erroneously equates diversity programs with unfair advantages for minorities.
“Our country will be woke no longer,” Trump said. “We believe that whether you are a doctor, an accountant, a lawyer, or an air traffic controller, you should be hired and promoted based on skill and competence, not race or gender.”
by Aunty Fah October 25, 2025
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WOKE

IT MEANS LEFTWING IDEAS TAKEN TO THE EXTREME....GENERALLY BY PEOPLE WHO PUT EMOTIONS ABOVE FACT AND LOGIC
THE DEMOCRATS WOKE IDEAS WILL RUIN THE COUNTRY
by techguru00 June 3, 2023
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Woke

Awareness or deep understanding of a topic, issue, or concern. A clarity of causations.
Some people are woke when it comes to racism, yet they do little to become a true ally.
by Okisee March 28, 2021
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Woke

Woke is where one feels they need to be in order to project a certain political alignment.
Man, that dog won't even chase cats. He sure is WOKE!
by Bumrags July 21, 2022
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