by You stupid... May 6, 2021

We were at a party at our bosses house, when all of the sudden Rocco came out of the house wearing a strap on dildo. He looked like a Floppy Unicorn 🦄
by Foreskin Mc Adams June 28, 2020

When some queen puts glitter in the fisting lube and leaves your bioluminescent butthole sharting glitter for a week.
Strobe’s unicorn pussy captivated a large audience at last month’s fisting party. The guy stretching him open was tripping on shrooms and claimed that the hole spoke to him and revealed the meaning of life.
by Strobesauce May 22, 2023

In trick dog training, a Unicorn trick is the trick that has been so difficult to achieve that it seems like a mythical construct - an impossible dream. Thus, Slay that Unicorn is finally accomplishing the impossible!
by animalmom September 23, 2015

by boggoblin November 22, 2014

A: "my girlfriend is literally always horny. Shes such an unstable unicorn."
B: "yea, I wouldnt date Ellie. Shes an unstable unicorn. I mean unless you are too...."
B: "yea, I wouldnt date Ellie. Shes an unstable unicorn. I mean unless you are too...."
by BubblegumBats February 20, 2022

What's with those mom's? They always have something wiseass to say, and totally don't care what others think.
That's because they are Snarky Unicorns.
That's because they are Snarky Unicorns.
by Snarkyunicorn December 20, 2016
