honey where's the flashlight

Something that will often be said by 45 year old dads whom usually don't remember where things are. It doesn't matter what the last word is, but flashlight is a common one for them to say.

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.

-3 days later

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.

Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.

by Retard_Ryan November 02, 2022

I'm good where I'm good

When you don't want to switch into new opportunities.

Did they offered you a new job ?

Yes, but I'm good where I'm good.

by cicciospam June 24, 2020

where’s @Arthur

When you have blue balls but can’t do anything about it.

Hey where’s @Arthur how are you enjoying your time at Coota?

by Esheg July 03, 2022

The Land Where People Go To Die

Synonymous with Yarmouth yet more appropriately and onimously named, The Land Where People Go To Die is much like The Land That Time Forgot -- meaning of course that you won't be coming back because the headhunters and savages will tear you apart limb by limb, and speak in quasi-native languages that are incomprehensible (see Franglais or Acadien).

Steve : I was visiting Maine to meet Stephen King, and he told me to visit The Land Where People Go To Die. I didn't understand what he meant, maybe he was just trying to freak me out.

Tyler : Dude, don't go there! Where do you think he got most of his ideas from? He's referring to Yarmouth! It's right across the water! I've never heard of anyone ever coming back.

by Anty127 February 14, 2024

Where the birds at

Means where the hoes at

Aye gang where the birds at?

by R3altrapstar December 19, 2022

Where’s Dazzle?

A horror game set in dandy’s world, where Razzle and Dazzle join looey’s circus, but Dazzle goes missing, and a dark skin is attached to him. You have to try and find him! But based on how the game plays out, I don’t think he wants to be found…

Where’s Dazzle?

by MirakatFursona February 04, 2025

Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?

"Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?" is a 2021 colloquialism that expresses astonishment in response to an action perceived as rude, intrusive, or tactless. It is often shortened to "Can you believe the pockets on them?" or, simply, "the pockets."

"My mother-in-law just left a voicemail that she's on her way to stay with us for the next month..."
"Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?"

"The new hire just interrupted the CEO during a meeting. Can you believe the pockets on that guy?"

"Deborah came right up to me at the bake sale and complimented my snickerdoodles even though I know for a fact that she told Trisha that she thinks my snickerdoodles taste like chlamydia. The absolute POCKETS on this bitch."

by eggsaladsocks September 25, 2024