Squid

Short for "squirrley kid," a squid is an odd character who doesn't talk to members of the opposite sex at parties and floats around in everyone's peripheral.

That dude is such a squid

by jmoneyswag123 March 14, 2015

Brisbane Squid

This cunt from Brisbane who now lives in Sydney that will dangerously latch on to you but will let go of you after 3 hours as long as you can survive his yapping beak.

"That Brisbane Squid cunt doged beers with the boys again"

"The Brisbane Squid is hungover and masturbating furiously "

"You're a fuckwit, just like that Brisbane Squid cunt."

by Yeaaaaladdd February 27, 2019

Scaring a squid

High difficulty. Facilitating a 3 way with two women. Tying both up by both arms and legs but one North and one south. Then jumping on top and making both squirt simultaneously.

I had the craziest 3 way last night! It’s was eight limbs and squirting like scaring a squid!!

by biffduncan August 3, 2021

Squid

Someone who tries to be friends with cool/athletic people, but just ends up as a tag-a-long. Scared to do anything dangerous, crazy, or illegal. Reference to "Squid" from Rocket Power.

Adam Morrison from the Los Angeles Lakers
Squid from Rocket Power

by BluCru October 6, 2010

Squid

A fucking loser pussy ass bitch

Hey you squid, get your dick out of the toaster.

by A squid is a fucking pussy July 24, 2015

[squid]

Your anus, or butthole

"Man I had mexican lastnight, now my squid feels likes it's on fire"

by Sarraaii October 9, 2008

Squid

(S.Q.U.I.D.) Stupidly Quick, Under-dressed, Ignorant, and Dangerous - refers to motorcycle riders who outrider their experience & equipment, usually due to lack of maturity.

That squid is gonna get himself killed.

by DiverJas November 10, 2017