Shit hit the fan

The toilet in the 1970's space station "Skylab" had a suction fan and a safety belt to strap yourself down with in zero gravity.

Zero gravity would cause the faeces to float all over the place disasterously so there was airflow to suck the faeces into a bag, a bit like a vacuum cleaner does. Now, if the bag broke somehow, then the "Shit hit the fan!!".

Awww no! the bag burst and the shit hit the fan!!!.

Shit hit the fan by Marcus Rosenblat December 9, 2008

i shit in the microwave 

a word when people shit in bed but they want to keep it secret

guy #1: ay i shit in the microwave today
guy #2: ayo what the

i shit in the microwave by average boi January 21, 2022

Don't shit in the hand that slaps you 

To have respect for those who control your manners, paycheck, and just plain the way you act.

Such as.... 1) don't shit in the hand that slaps you as in your parents because they slap you with that hand by controlling your existence. 2) don't shit in the hand that slaps you as in your boss or supervisor because they control raises at review time and promotional futures. 3) don't shit in the hand that slaps you if of your wife or girlfriend because, well, we all know what she does with that hand don't we?

Don't shit in the hand that slaps you by OverHung October 31, 2011

shit hit the door twice 

to look or feel wretched, especially when describing a hang over.

"man, i drank so much last night, i feel like shit hit the door twice."

"i woke up so late this morning, i look like shit hit the door twice."

shit hit the door twice by Arianette June 18, 2008

whats that got to do with the price of shit?

what you say when someone utters random nonsense

hey did you know that yesterday i was bored and i realised i can balance a jug on my nose?
whats that got to do with the price of shit?
i dont know, but its cool.
ok then..

whats that got to do with the price of shit? by crazychick10 December 10, 2010

a shit in the teeth 

Used to describe an unfavourable situation or event. Derived from the old "beats a kick in the teeth" saying.

Well, isn't that just a shit in the teeth.

a shit in the teeth by EternitySpent August 30, 2007

Throw it down like shit in the mouth 

When you are ready to throw it down and give it your all plus a little extra, regardless how fucked up it might be.

Dude 1: "So he was fucking with your girl right?"
Dude 2: "Yeah son! He's gonna pay!"
Dude 1: "You gonna show him up?"
Dude 2: "I'm gonna throw it down like shit in the mouth!"
Dude 1: "Holy shit dude, don't go that far, just knock him out, that should teach him"

Throw it down like shit in the mouth by Da Vin Chee February 2, 2010