poor man’s grip

When your home gym doesn’t have any heavier dumbbells, so you hold two in one hand.

I didn’t have any 75s, so I had to use the poor man’s grip.

by AcidityBM December 25, 2023

mini-grip

A half gram of a powdered narcotic, primarily for personal use.

I got a mini-grip so it is smooth sailing tonight.

by Iamlostagain May 22, 2018

Grip-tion

The ability to maintain grip.

The car slid off the road due to what Steve, "the mechanic"calls Grip-tion.

by BeautifulChaos September 11, 2020

Guilly grip

An inherited gift, passed down from generations. Most notable alumni: Dosh has employed this gift in his favourite sport Rugby. Although it may have sexual connotations, Doshes 'Guilly grip' is merely for improving his Rugby performances.

Dosh has such a 'guilly grip'!

by JohnPorkOhio August 5, 2024

Death Grip

Whenever you put your thumb in your lady friend's asshole and your finger in her vagina, and proceed to pinch as hard as possible

Guy 1: Ew why does your hand smell like that?
Guy 2: I gave my hoe the death grip

by adnutor June 9, 2023

Sphincter Grip

When your asshole contracts to stop shit from releasing.

Adam: Man, I gotta shit!
Josh: Use your sphincter grip Until you get to the toilet!

by Professional white Boy September 8, 2021

Granny Grip

A mysteriously powerful, borderline terrifying pelvic squeeze that feels like it’s trying to crush your soul and your junk—often from someone much older than expected.

I thought it’d be casual, but she hit me with the granny grip and I saw my ancestors.

by Spaghetti Pencil June 14, 2025