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poor man’s grip

When your home gym doesn’t have any heavier dumbbells, so you hold two in one hand.
I didn’t have any 75s, so I had to use the poor man’s grip.
by AcidityBM December 25, 2023
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mini-grip

A half gram of a powdered narcotic, primarily for personal use.
I got a mini-grip so it is smooth sailing tonight.
by Iamlostagain May 22, 2018
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Grip-tion

The car slid off the road due to what Steve, "the mechanic"calls Grip-tion.
by BeautifulChaos September 11, 2020
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Guilly grip

An inherited gift, passed down from generations. Most notable alumni: Dosh has employed this gift in his favourite sport Rugby. Although it may have sexual connotations, Doshes 'Guilly grip' is merely for improving his Rugby performances.
Dosh has such a 'guilly grip'!
by JohnPorkOhio August 5, 2024
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Death Grip

Whenever you put your thumb in your lady friend's asshole and your finger in her vagina, and proceed to pinch as hard as possible
Guy 1: Ew why does your hand smell like that?
Guy 2: I gave my hoe the death grip
by adnutor June 9, 2023
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Sphincter Grip

When your asshole contracts to stop shit from releasing.
Adam: Man, I gotta shit!
Josh: Use your sphincter grip Until you get to the toilet!
by Professional white Boy September 8, 2021
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Granny Grip

A mysteriously powerful, borderline terrifying pelvic squeeze that feels like it’s trying to crush your soul and your junk—often from someone much older than expected.
I thought it’d be casual, but she hit me with the granny grip and I saw my ancestors.
by Spaghetti Pencil June 14, 2025
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