The Bird Cult

The Bird Cult is a growing society. You get initiate by the two Bird Popes. Yes it is very weird to have two popes but it is always a good idea to split up the power. The Bird Popes bless a bottle of water and then there is an initiationprocess. The levels of the Bird Cult in order are Nun, Priest, Bishop, Arch Bishop, Assistant to the Pope, and if a special occasion occurs where a Pope resigns the next most qualified member will be trained as Pope. In the case that there are two people equally qualified for the position there will be a test all about the culture and history of the Bird Cult. The member with the highest score will be named Pope. The values of the Bird Cult are simple Love, Peace, Hard work, and Respect For The Birds. There is only one thing we do not approve of... Bees. We have to respect them to keep the peace but every once in a while a war will be initiated. The Birds never attack the Bees they just always attack us. Like I said the Birds have values and one of them is Peace. We always respect the warriors who die. On a different note there is a language in the works for the Bird Cult. Some of the things that will get you kicked out: disrespecting the birds, worshipping the bees, not respecting our values, or disrespecting other cultures. The last thing the Bird Cult wants is to disrespect other cultures and religions.

Girl : I was just initiated into the bird cult society!
Guy : Oh my gosh! So was I!
Girl: So you're a Nun too?!
Guy: Yeah... I'm kind of nervous though I'm not great with learning languages...

Girl: Don't worry about it! I can help you study! Plus as Nun's we only have to memorize the first ten numbers!

Guy: Oh that's a relief can you help me study right now?
Girl: Of Course!

Guy: So as we climb up the ranks we should help each other.
Girl: Sure why not!
Guy: Why did you join?
Girl: I respect their values. Love and Peace is really my style. What about you?
Guy: I really like Birds and am really afraid of bees. They suck...
Girl: Same! But we should get back to getting ready for our initiate test!
Guy: Yeah you're right...
Random Person: What the heck is a Bird Cult?
Girl: It's not a Bird Cult i's THE Bird Cult.
Guy: Yeah it's a society that worships birds but it's really respectful to other cultures!
Girl: Yeah they're like really legit they even have a language!
Guy: They have good values and only dislike the bee's.
Girl: Let's just say the two don't get along very well.
Random Guy: So you don't sacrifice babies or cats or stuff like that?
Guy: NO WAY!! The Bird Cult is way respectful.
Random Guy: Hey that sounds pretty awesome! I think I might join!
Girl: You should! You would be a Nun just like us! Then we could all help each other!
Random Guy: Wow that sounds like an amazing idea! And I've already met so many amazing new people!

by The_Real_Bird_Pope October 4, 2018

Bird pulp

1) The result of a bird entering into a jet turbine

2) Bloody Excrement

3) a term commonly used to deny the existence of extra-terrestrials

4) some nasty shit

a) "yo bitch, yo need ta clean dat bird pulp out yo weave"

b) * pilot speaking to co-pilot* " Take over for a second rookie, I gotta hit the can, that Simpler Times last night gave me the bird pulp "

c) " The Phoenix Lights are oft' refuted to be nothing more than bird pulp"

d) "that bitch be looking like bird pulp nigga"

by Dr. Jerry Gale MD/CRS/DBA/ACS February 11, 2010

Birds of an egg

Siblings

They are so alike.are they birds of an egg?

by Iamkogi June 7, 2021

rough bird

A rough bird is a female that drinks like a sailor, smokes like a chimney and could be confused with a builder due to the language they use. Rough birds are dangerous and approaching them is ill advised. They are especially dangerous in mating season.

Cor blimey look at that rough bird, I bet she loves it up the wrongen.

by Stepfather of Christ April 19, 2018

Hurt Bird

A female/male that had been emotional hurt and post sad statuses and/or relationship hate post on social media.

Catherine: Hey my boyfriend and I are going out later.

Beatrice: Men are such trash,Man is shit

Catharine:Damn Beatrice you're such a hurt bird

by Triniguy591 May 31, 2019

bird bathed

when you get so drunk you take the skin from your ballsack and strech it so it forms a basin in which you pour alcohol into it and get your mate to drink it.

friend one - My head's killing me, what happened last night?
friend two - you got so smashed that you bird bathed and friend three drank from it
friend one - FML

by xKinkyKittenx September 14, 2017

bird tricks

The subtle scheming of females against males, particularly girlfiends against boyfriends. The ultimate aim is to mentall castrate them and gain their complete control.

Example: Cant go on the lads whatsapp chat, my bird will see ive been online

Cant go on the lads whatsapp chat, my bird will see ive been online, classic bird tricks

Cant come out Saturday night boys, my bird arranged a meal for then on Monday morning, typical bird tricks

by Ya Boy JBoy June 21, 2017