Dirt Button Bandit

1. Someone who is always ready to pounce on your precious pink butthole. Thus, making you uncomfortable at all times, never feeling truly safe.

Synonyms: tree jumper, toucher, butthole snatcher, faggoty.

I can't even get in the truck at work without that dirt button bandit Ben oogling my sacred starfish.

by Glitter Boobs December 26, 2015

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belly button jam

the smelly stuff that gathers in your belly button.

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

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Random Word Button

The coolest on-line button in the entire fucking Universe. In fact it is so awesome, that if you don't use it, then you are a CUNT!

Peep1: hit the Random Word button on UD
Peep 2: What's that?
Peep 1: You're a CUNT!

by NeonKnigtZ666 September 11, 2013

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Fuck You Button

The button on your cellphone that sends an incoming call directly to your voicemail.

'He's avoiding me! He's been hitting the fuck you button on me all day'
'This bitch is crazy. She can't take a hint, I've hit the fuck you button on her like 12 times today.'

by E$Money $krillaz August 22, 2009

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The Anal Reset Button

When Having vaginal sex in the doggy style position extremely fast and you slip out and your dick slides into her ass causing her to A: pass out from shock! B: jump across the room! C: scream! Or D: all of the above! This shares some similarities to the use and effects of reset buttons on tomagotchi's and other assorted digital pets!

Kyle:I was fuckin my girl from behind and hit her anal reset button! She blacked out for a second but then we got back to business!

Matt: gotta love The Anal Reset Button!

Kyle and Matt: Crank Dat Tomagotchi!!!

by matt-becker April 6, 2009

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