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Dave Classic

The art of masturbating inside a folded pillow. To avoid injuries, the technique is usually performed with a protective latex glove covering the dry penis.
„I pulled a Dave Classic in the public bathroom

„Dude, thanks to the latex glove, no harm has been done despite me overdoing the Dave Classic multiple times
by JoeJohn August 20, 2025
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Classical

I thought I'd listen to some classical music made by constipated cows so I put on some Beethoven.
by bogosuperelf November 13, 2020
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Classic Kinda Move

When someone says one thing but does the opposite shortly after, in a way that feels insincere, deceptive, or even a bit manipulative. It’s the kind of behavior that comes across as snake-like, showing a clear disregard for the trust or understanding built in the prior conversation.
Person 1: "Hey Kinda, you want to play video games later?"
Kinda: “hello, won't be availabale today sorry”
An hour later, Person 1 sees Kinda online, playing a game with other people.

Person 1: classic Kinda Move
by bruhdotjpeg December 6, 2024
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nova classic rock

A derivative of radio nova that’s actually good.
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Classic Shane

Refers to a person who is consistently completely acts that are individual to them, it is a classic act of a person. For this scenario, the name is Shane! Use one syllable words for greater effect as pronunciation is then easier and can be modified accordingly!

Usually pronounced by drawing out words in order to create a sense of repetitiveness, also helps do add a different accent to your normal tone once again just to intensify laughter.

Pronounced more like:

Claaasssic Shaaaneee
1.

Bobby: "Oh by the way did you hear about how Shane cheated on his girlfriend again?"

Pat: "Classic Shane"

2.

Shane: "Its me party, me birthday and I can do whatever me likes"

Group: "Classic Shane"
by Mr Newgent June 24, 2008
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Classical Consortium Academy

Classical Consortium Academy is your generic Christian private school founded in 2006, located at Village Church of Barrington.
They only meet Mondays to set themselves apart.
Move along nothing to see here
Classical Consortium Academy is where I went in middle school, look at me so prim and proper
by RealKGB November 18, 2021
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