Roadside Porn

When walking in country lanes and coming across a gap in the hedge, it's common place to discover Roadside Porn.

This can either be when porn is left abandoned in a bush, most of the time a pile of magazines that have had to be removed because of fear of being discovered when visitors 'pop round the house'. In some severe cases the roadside porn will be attached to bushes and trees in the clearing.
' Clare, Clare look what I found! '

'What?'

'It's roadside porn!'

'Eww!'
by lilmissmush February 06, 2010
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mourn porn

Films regarding the "happily ever after" theme that are normally watched by depressed teens after an intense breakup
Bryan: Hey where is Ayah?

Jeremy: Oh she is at her house watching some mourn porn, Keith Stone really did dump her hard.
by BML0322 January 30, 2011
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porn slapper

People on the Las Vegas Strip who hand out escort/stripper cards featuring scantily clad women. They attract attention by slapping the cards together.
If you're lucky a porn slapper might sell you their "Girls Direct to You" t-shirt.
by darkswitch July 28, 2010
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Mars Porn

When any member of 30 Seconds To Mars or the Echelon posts tweets, Facebook posts, snapchats, InstaGram posts, et cetera that in any way triggers the world-wide Echelon family. Including but not limited to: Hurricane clips, The Kill clips, naughty photos, shirtless photos, close up of eyes/hair/beards/asses of any member of the band, hand/vein/back/legs/neck/eye/etc porn, clips from Jared Leto's films, vine clips created by Echelon and/or fans, any video where Jared's vocals are killing it, any video where Shannon is drumming, any video where Tomo or Stevie are shredding it, any update on new Mars things to come, any mention of touring or Mars' new album that's coming out et cetera

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Did you see the new J porn on Jareds snapchat?!

Mars is posting porn on Jareds sc again...new Mars Porn
by loralaimango November 17, 2016
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gnome porn

A word created by crude corner. To film yourself having sex with lawn statues.
I made a gnome porn while Gary Holden onto the camera.
by InsuborDONation June 28, 2014
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houseware porn

Luxurious catalogs of high end houseware retailers which are browsed obsessively.
My wife spends hours looking at houseware porn.
by brew22 September 06, 2010
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Mooey Porn

A luscious meadow, upon which a cow could only dream of chewing cud
They say grass is greener on the otherside but this is straight up mooey porn
by Blow Darter February 24, 2020
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