A Matt is an inhumane selfish narcissistic asshole. He’s addicted to meth, weed, pain pills, any other kind of drug, and fucking other boys. But he tries to act macho and is still in the closet. He has a small penis and He is a true woman hater. And abuses women mentally and physically every chance he gets. He thinks he knows everything and believes he is always right and everyone else is wrong and/or beneath him. When In reality he is nothing but white trash just like the rest of his family and so called bum ass friends. He will manipulate the shit out of you if you give him the time of day or chance to do so. He is a hypocrite and a grumpy boy who will never know true happiness or love. A Matt will suck the life and soul out of you. Beware of a Matt. They can ruin your life in no time. They have no heart. Care for no one but themselves and have sold their soul to the devil. Player, cheater, liars. Anything to get their way. This is what a Matt is.
by Datgirldatcreates August 20, 2019
An inspiring and powerful underground non-comercial Rock Band from Seattle, WA. Formed in the late '90s at the famous 909.JOA (just off Aurora) Club. Orginal members include SeanDon, JC Milne, and Brent McDowell(since replaced). The bands name stems from that of a monkey-butler that was the clubs mascot at the time.
by RunTMC December 29, 2007
by Cry Liberals July 22, 2022
The name of a generic verbal flame-war that appears at LAN's. While usually located in proximity to Matt, this style of flame war is spreading like a plage, and cannot be stopped.
Like The Your mum insult, and the 1337 language and n00bs alike, this style of flame war is devolving the english language to the point of an ape, and can be seen devolving within a 5-minute time period.
Like The Your mum insult, and the 1337 language and n00bs alike, this style of flame war is devolving the english language to the point of an ape, and can be seen devolving within a 5-minute time period.
"Your mum!"
"No, your matt!"
"No, you suck!"
"No, you!"
"You!"
"graaar!"
"ble%^#$*#%#h"
(More indistinguishable grunts appear at this point, at loud volume.)
"No, your matt!"
"No, you suck!"
"No, you!"
"You!"
"graaar!"
"ble%^#$*#%#h"
(More indistinguishable grunts appear at this point, at loud volume.)
by Lord Phobos March 15, 2005
screen play actor in hollywood. due to his bad acting the words "Matt Damon" and to be used as a derogratery term.
by Nina April 19, 2005
A stupid fucking potato. God of sex. He was the first lifeform ever formed, he was created by chemicals reactions in the primordial ocean.
Matt is stupid .
by GodSlasher April 09, 2019
Basically the worst person to ever exist. Like the devil on earth. He smells too. Don’t forget he’s poor.
by God_Homself May 24, 2019