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snake tonguing

When a male starts to urinate and the stream splits off into two equally flowing streams replicating a snake's split tongue.
I got up to pee after a long nap and i started snake tonguing. I immediately became irate after i realized the piss was all over the seat, which no male cares to lift. Hey, we are invincible aren't we?
by The see-ma-wae January 23, 2010
mugGet the snake tonguingmug.

Snake knees

Jack shit. Nothing. Snake knees don’t exist and that is the point.
Guy 1: I’m broke as fuck man, I got a bank account full of snake knees.
Guy 2: damn.
by Clarence deepwater II March 24, 2020
mugGet the Snake kneesmug.

Rubber snakes

It’s like a snake right?, but it jiggles. It’s like a hose with sharp teeth kinda snappy. They don’t have genders because their unsocial there for don’t have social constructs.THEY ARE ALL GREEN!
“Today Samantha wore a rubber snake around her neck to school instead of a scarf,our teacher me haberny screamed and ran away, sam throw it at the teacher and screamed as she squirm” rubber snakes are rubber
by Genderless blob June 30, 2022
mugGet the Rubber snakesmug.

Sneek and Snake

Sneek and Snake. (v).

Sneek and snake, an act performed by entering a chatroom. Then posing as a young woman promising to go onto a web camera exposing your genitals. After you attract the Sneek and Snake victim you offer to add him on a instant messaging service (i.e. MSN, AOL, YAHOO, ect.) After this is completed you say will give them a cam show via IM. So you sent them a video chat invite, and just before they accept it you pull out your penis and shake it in front of the camera. So when the man looks expecting to see a young nude girl he sees your penis flopping about on camera.

This term was coined by Ruggles and Jeffy in "The Ruggles and Jeffy Sho!" Season 1 Episode 2 where they show how it looks from both the persons view points and the hilariousness which unfolds!!
Oh my god! This kid said he was a hot blonde with big tits but when she went on cam all I saw was a massive penis!! Iv'e been the victum of a Sneek and Snake
by RJTV February 13, 2009
mugGet the Sneek and Snakemug.

snake wash

Similar to "Circle Jerk" but performed in the shower and sounds less offensive.

Reference to a situation of confusion or waste of effort. (adult male masturbation- like washing your snake in the shower). Similar to circle jerk, cluster fuck, etc.
"This budget crunch effort is a real snake wash!"
by gc2645 December 12, 2013
mugGet the snake washmug.

Mong Snake

Fictitious beast used to describe a catatonic hangover experience.
Once bitten by the Mong Snake the poison renders the victims incapable of doing anything despite their best intentions.
This happens particularly after alcoholic or drugs excesses the night before, and no matter how much enthusiasm and energy one has to do something, no one is capable of getting up and doing anything until the effects of poison have abated, usually after the pub has opened...
Barney: "Hey folks let's go and get some eggs, bread, some bacon, some mushrooms, and have a fry up!"
Cuthbert: "meh!"
Dibble: "gugh!"
Barney: "How about a game of frizbee?"
Dibble: "mweh!"
Cuthbert: "blub!"
Barney: "looks like we've all been bitten by the mong snake!"
Miss Lovelace: "tee hee hee!"
by Barney Mcgroo October 20, 2011
mugGet the Mong Snakemug.

Wrangling the snake

This phrase means to "masturbate". As a snake is long, skinny and rounded like a penis. And wrangling means to tend or round up, which is what your are doing to the snake or your penis.
Guy 1: Hey girl mind wrangling the snake.
Female Snake Enthusiast: Wow really. Sure I'll do it, where is it at?
Guy 1: *whips out penis* Get to wrangling!
by Stonewell December 22, 2019
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