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An exclamation that can be used after having encountered a bad situation. Can be used in conjunction with; Jesus Christ, Christ, Jesus Tap dancing Christ, and "awww hell".
Dude A: Hey have you seen that video with two chicks and a cup?

Dude B: Jesus Christ on a cripple after Sunday mass! That was fucked!
by JPF December 31, 2007
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Sunday

That one day where you just relax but then you think about that horrible, dreaded, awful monday.
Guy: It's sunday.
Guy 2: Ah shit, here we go again...
by oliviaplaysminecraft May 16, 2021
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Sunday kiss

After church, the priest and I enjoyed a simple sunday kiss.
by vass March 27, 2012
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acute Sunday paranoia

A temporary but intense feeling of anxiety, dread, or irrational fear that occurs specifically on Sunday, often in anticipation of the upcoming week. This phenomenon can be linked to the "Sunday Scaries" but is characterized by heightened paranoia, such as excessive worry about work, social interactions, or personal responsibilities. Symptoms may include intrusive thoughts, overanalyzing past or future events, and a sense of impending doom that fades once Monday begins or responsibilities are actively confronted.
I hate having acute Sunday paranoia especially when the boss is a tyrant!
by Noisy Jackets March 7, 2025
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Suey Sunday

A horrible sunday that makes one feel like all hope is lost and that perhaps suey (suicide) is the best option. Of course the alliteration of the words Suey Sunday makes one laugh and thus hope and faith in the world is restored.
by Ajayno January 13, 2014
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Sunday balls

Irritation on the scrotum and inner thighs that typically occurs on Sunday, caused by the regrowth of pubic hair after manscaping your shit after work on Friday, in preparation for an anticipated sexually active weekend, the goal of which being to murder pussy as much as possible.
"My Sunday balls are raging. I can't even touch them, but I murdered pussy all weekend."
by Walter Goldshoes November 28, 2019
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Sticky Sunday

The day you bathe in your partner’s cum
Ex- omg today is sticky Sunday
by Belka July 1, 2023
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