Jesus Christ on a cripple after Sunday mass!

An exclamation that can be used after having encountered a bad situation. Can be used in conjunction with; Jesus Christ, Christ, Jesus Tap dancing Christ, and "awww hell".

Dude A: Hey have you seen that video with two chicks and a cup?

Dude B: Jesus Christ on a cripple after Sunday mass! That was fucked!

by JPF December 31, 2007

The Sunday Double

The Sunday Double is a surprise sex attack that happens on a Sunday during a double shift at work.

Jen and Eric are going in the freezer for The Sunday Double.

by swaggiegod420 February 10, 2014

not even in a month of sundays

the phrase not even in a month of sundays means you will never do something, even if it was a month of sundays, which is impossible

John: "What about her?"
Matt: "Not even in a month of Sundays!"

by --ee-- October 7, 2023

Saturation Sunday

When one has been drinking more alcohol than water over a period of days and the body is saturated, leading to a faster return to the drunken state.

We partied on Friday and Saturday night, which led to a Saturation Sunday, only two beers and we were drunk!

by Why isn’t this a word yet? April 28, 2024

Tacobell Sunday Sale

The act of the taco-selling company, Tacobell, giving sales on their products on Sundays, most commonly throughout the 1850's

I am sad they removed the Tacobell Sunday Sale in 1852.

by Candice Baker August 14, 2023

Sambuca Sunday

When the Stash boys drink Sambuca to excess on a Sunday

Doing a Sambuca Sunday with Diet Dwayne and Full Fat Dwayne

by Carter from the party June 15, 2022

Silky shark sunday

A national holiday every sunday celebrating silky sharks

Tom: What day is it?

Edd: Silky shark sunday

Tom: OH NO

by Kibahascorona July 12, 2023