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Doodleberg crank and spank

It is when you have 3 men and two camels along with a picture of hitler. The first man grabs the second man’s penis yelling doodleberg. The second man shoves his arms up both camels assess and yells crank and the third guy gets on his knees and takes turns blowing each camel while jacking off himself and the first guy. It is complete when the third guys mouth is full of camel cum yells out spank!!!
Dude we got so drunk we did the doodleberg crank and spank with these two Arabian camels
by Derb1919191 December 14, 2024
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Spank Daddy

Spank Daddy is usually a Dominate male that uses spanking for pleasure and punishment on willing adult submissives
I am Spank Daddy, get over my knee as you have been bad
by Spank Daddy Canada December 19, 2024
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spank daddy shop

your online shopping for Spank Daddy merchandise and SpankDaddy approved fetish tools. Flogger, paddle, restraints, crops, spank, daddy, spanking. Check out the one stop shopping experience for sex toys
lets go to spank daddy shop and order a 200 fall flogger made with real leather and lots of other toys. www.spankdaddyshop.com
by Spank Daddy Canada December 28, 2024
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Wank n' spank

is just another fancy schmancy word for masturbation. That's all. Pretty simple.

For linguists who are working on a masters degree or higher that want to dive deeper into this word, it can also be spelled “wank & spank”, “wankenspank” or “wank and spank”
When I'm horny it is tempting to go wank n' spank.
by Bill Beef July 3, 2025
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Spank theory

The spank theory originates from ShyoWager, it is a theory in Valorant esports that says a team can only get spanked a certain amount of rounds before they get turned on, get hard and fuck the other team.
Have you heard of the spank theory?
Yes, MIBR are ready to fuck 100 Thieves
by Sh0ma August 7, 2025
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Spank me

Please spank me daddy. I’ve been so bad.

Get the handcuffs and put them on real tight. Gag me. Pull my pants down and real slow pull my panties down with them. Force me over your lap. Secure the cuffs so I can’t move. Grab a paddle or your hand or SOMETHING HARD. Start hard and slow. Spank me and make me moan. Make it hurt. Do this 20-40 times. Then get faster and faster and FASTER! HARDER AND HARDER! Make me scream and yell and cry real tears. Make me apologize and beg. But don’t be deceived because that pain is what feels sooooo good. Tell me the punishment is almost over but it isn’t. Grab me and lead me over to your office. Chain the handcuffs down so I’m bent over. Force my legs open so you have full access. Then go crazy. Show no mercy. I’ll scream “PLEASE DADDY NO MORE PLEASE” while screaming and moaning. Gasping for air I finally think you’re done after 60-100 hard spanks. But you’re only getting started you grab a 16 inch dildo and push 6 inches in. I moan like crazy. It’s a lot to take in. Through the gag I moan louder as you continue to push 4 more inches in. My pussy is wet and throbbing. Ahhhhh AHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH. You leave six inches out as you continue to spank me as hard as you can and once you get to my 150th spank, that last one is what all at once shoved the rest of the dildo in. I scream and moan for 10 minutes straight. Please daddy. Spank me. Spank me. SPANK ME. Ahh ahhhhhh AHHHH AHHHHH OH AHHHHHH PLEASE THATS IT RIGHT THERE HARDER FASTER AHHHHHHHHH
P1:Have you been a bad girl?

P2:No

P1:You liar, you forgot to do the laundry. You’re getting punished. Bend over. Now.

P2:Ahhh please daddy spank me. Spank me hard.
by Just.living.one.day.at.a.time September 30, 2025
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Nipple spank

1. Finding a valuable item.
2. Spanking the nipple of a human
"I found an unopened Gatorade, holy nipple spank!"
"You've been bad, its time for a nipple spank"
by javarisjamar October 25, 2025
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