Sad Spank

Sad Spank; The act of preforming self-materbation whilst crying, and utilizing the shed tears as a form of lubrication.

Todd~ " Has anybody seen Adam in the past hour?"

Kevin~ " Yeah, I saw him go off to his truck a few minutes ago, must be having a rough day."

Todd~ " Oh, gotchya. He should just rip off a few sad spanks and he will be fine."

by The Red Shit September 08, 2017

Spanking day

When it is one's birthday

It's Jack's 20th spanking day today!

by Jack Spank9049 November 28, 2022

spank

firmly hitting someone or something in the bum as a form of punishment

my dad spanks/beats me and he left and never came back

by I_Love_Boys_1249761724875 May 12, 2022

Spank

Street slang for shooting a gun.

"Bouncing out and spank it til its empty cause its fun to me"

by Bluestrips September 01, 2022

Spank

A ounce of weed in Dayton ohio

“Bro waxing 200 a spank”

by Half booty to a spank August 08, 2022

Spank

An act of demolishing somebody's father in a board game

Shay I can easily spank your father in the 30Seconds game

by Idk_Chad_or_something October 21, 2021

spank

bum pr bam

babies get bams on bum or spank for being naughty.

by prooshil August 19, 2022