The fuck-it-sit

When one is about to get up off the toilet before realising their life is a piece of shit and there's no point being anywhere, so they just sit back down.

I can't be bothered today. I'll just do the fuck-it-sit all day.

by M J V D G April 04, 2016

Sitting on the computer for an hour

what dad's say you have been doing when it really has been one minute

Me: I am going to play the computer
Mom: okay
Dad: *gets home from work
also dad: *instantly yells swears at me about how i have been sitting on the computer for an hour until I cry.

by Dramat1c November 02, 2020

sit-upon

a nicer way term for someone's ass/behind

mother: Evan, please get your sit-upon off the floor, I can't pass with the laundry basket; you're in the middle of the bloody hallway.

Evan: go back to your cave. Can't you see I'm playing transformers?.

by Sexydimma July 05, 2012

sloppy joe sitting

Kind of like cake farts but with sloppy Joe's. They are meant to be eaten afterwards.

Hey babe, I have a new kink I want to try out. It's sloppy joe sitting. It'll be an awesome dinner date

by Lavalarrys September 17, 2023