Digital Spank

n. a major event between a computer and you in which either an application punks you, or you punk the application. Usually used within the context of retaliation, it can involve any type of application from a website to a browser to a program.

Can be used as a verb: I digitally spanked Google!
I totally gave HuffPost a digital spank when I substituted characters like © to get my expletive-filled post past the comment moderators (ϝu©k)
by person from a city somewhere February 09, 2011
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spank tapes

Bootleg Xxx videos, usually sold down in the tenderloin or any ghetto area in any majot city.
Tyrone be selling them dope spank tapes yo. He got the new r kelly joints.

Wow hype!
by gangstah Dan March 08, 2019
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dragon spank

The mastubatory act of pouring a flaming sambuca on one’s penis at the moment of ejaculation.
Crikey Dave that was a fiery one. Yes John, I like to call it a Dragon Spank.
by The Enablers June 16, 2024
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spank putty

A lotion or mixture used for masturbation.
Hey Joey can you hand me that spank putty...my weiner is as red as a baboon ass
by Johnny wacker March 14, 2014
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Full Spank

(noun) a spanktank which is filled to capacity. May be used to emphasize that one has made a sizeable contribution to one's amount of masurbation materials, or that one has not unloaded a sperm load in too long.
I just finished a download bender of tube sites, so I'm running on a Full Spank.

He must've had a Full Spank, because he blew a load of ropey dicksnot all over the place!

spanktank dicksnot
by MrLzrd May 10, 2011
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spank quest

When you are masturbating while searching the web for something to peak your arousal.

#spank #quest #masturbation
I went on a full blown spank quest last night
by Madigan90 December 21, 2016
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Sad Spank

Sad Spank; The act of preforming self-materbation whilst crying, and utilizing the shed tears as a form of lubrication.
Todd~ " Has anybody seen Adam in the past hour?"

Kevin~ " Yeah, I saw him go off to his truck a few minutes ago, must be having a rough day."

Todd~ " Oh, gotchya. He should just rip off a few sad spanks and he will be fine."
by The Red Shit September 08, 2017
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