spank putty

A lotion or mixture used for masturbation.

Hey Joey can you hand me that spank putty...my weiner is as red as a baboon ass

by Johnny wacker March 14, 2014

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Full Spank

(noun) a spanktank which is filled to capacity. May be used to emphasize that one has made a sizeable contribution to one's amount of masurbation materials, or that one has not unloaded a sperm load in too long.

I just finished a download bender of tube sites, so I'm running on a Full Spank.

He must've had a Full Spank, because he blew a load of ropey dicksnot all over the place!

spanktank dicksnot

by MrLzrd May 10, 2011

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gamon spank

We're you are in the bed room and your partner sneak attacks you with a joint of gammon and beats you

Gammon spank

You are in for a gamon spanking
I am going to gamon spank you

by Stompfish September 26, 2017

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dragon spank

The mastubatory act of pouring a flaming sambuca on one’s penis at the moment of ejaculation.

Crikey Dave that was a fiery one. Yes John, I like to call it a Dragon Spank.

by The Enablers June 16, 2024

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Sad Spank

Sad Spank; The act of preforming self-materbation whilst crying, and utilizing the shed tears as a form of lubrication.

Todd~ " Has anybody seen Adam in the past hour?"

Kevin~ " Yeah, I saw him go off to his truck a few minutes ago, must be having a rough day."

Todd~ " Oh, gotchya. He should just rip off a few sad spanks and he will be fine."

by The Red Shit September 08, 2017

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