this fish looking cunt is the biggest beta male you have ever seen. he smells like shit and is fucking trash at basketball
he cant even wank as he has a mangina. he is also lonely no one likes him. he also has 4 elbows
he cant even wank as he has a mangina. he is also lonely no one likes him. he also has 4 elbows
by grace lowe June 12, 2019

A simple man with simple tastes. He enjoys petting his dog, salami tacos, chicken strips, Netflix and long walks by the river. He always tries to go to bed on time and never goes to parties.
by Jessie Young February 3, 2018

A dirty middle-aged guy who proceeds to post naked pictures while engaging in sexual intercourse on Facebook. He often posts on womens' walls exclaiming his love for their vaginal utilities and his wears an expression of angry passion.
by Doc1985 September 4, 2014

Somebody who enjoys Science-Fiction Movies, and Bollywood Films.
Not a big Fan of Political Discussions and Enjoys Tropical Weather.
Summers are FUN for Roger!!
Not a big Fan of Political Discussions and Enjoys Tropical Weather.
Summers are FUN for Roger!!
by Deep-Sandhu December 12, 2021

Evil sadist who tortures without consent.
I have nothing against people named Roger, I just hate the character from Golding's Lord of the Flies. Fuck you Roger.
I have nothing against people named Roger, I just hate the character from Golding's Lord of the Flies. Fuck you Roger.
Roger threw stones around a littleun.
Roger sodomised a sow with a spear.
Roger pushed a boulder on Piggy's head.
Roger sharpened the stick at both ends to impale Ralph.
Roger sodomised a sow with a spear.
Roger pushed a boulder on Piggy's head.
Roger sharpened the stick at both ends to impale Ralph.
by SlivaAnaCalmus June 1, 2022

To untimely depart a gathering of friends in pursuit of booty, preceded by multiple slow, backward approaches to door (can be exit and return), apologies, and professions of love for the bewildered friends (Rogerees).
For "the full Roger," the Rogerer fails to bang, instead passing the night sleeping chastely on the sofa of the target female, or outdoors in a cold Jeep, or in a similar humiliating and non-sexy place.
For "the full Roger," the Rogerer fails to bang, instead passing the night sleeping chastely on the sofa of the target female, or outdoors in a cold Jeep, or in a similar humiliating and non-sexy place.
by Wuhan Used Clam January 24, 2022

by Dis nut empti February 20, 2021
