Life Is Random

That one phrase you use when the weirdest, strangest, most random out of nowhere thing happens.
“Hi, so guess what, I was taking my cat for a walk-“
“People walk their cats?”
“Your getting distracted, lemme talk. Anyway, i was walking my cat, and there was this cucumber just sitting right in the middle of the sidewalk!”
“You called me up just ti tell me that?”
What can i say, life is random.
by DakotaJ May 19, 2021
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Random

Random is a choice made by nothing that boggles our human minds...
when thinking of HOW a computer makes randomness it puts you down a rabbit hole because computers follow instuentons, so how could you simulate random?
by IS THAT REAL February 5, 2021
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Random f’ing citizen

(Noun) One who attends town meeting and dares to inquire about town politics, rules , regulations, hypocrisy.

A taxpayer with a brain full of intelligence and a soul with integrity who fears nothing.

One who questions the decisions and policies of town employees whose salary is paid by said RFCs.
The selectman were questioned at length' by the random f’ing citizens over the decision to decline a special town meeting.

The random f’ing citizens gathered signatures to have a special town meeting to allow a vote on an audit of the police force.
“Who are these random f’ing citizens and how dare they hold our feet to the fire? Can’t they leave us alone? “ The selectman was overheard asking at last night’s meeting.
by Canton9 January 10, 2024
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Random's syndrome

When a person turns out to have either mental issues or missing a parent figure (mother/father)
The person having random's syndrome can be also called under term "Femboy"
The syndrome symptoms are wearing too much so called high thighs and promoting so called "transsexuality"

The person may also like to promote/express it on public
"Look at the femboy"
Could be used when the person have random's syndrome or when the person has the following symptoms
by exoticemental February 26, 2024
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Skid Random

"Skid Random" A person who is bad at video games and has little to no followers on Instagram.
by Jester7116 November 22, 2021
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predictable randomness

A random event such as a coin toss becomes predictable when repeated on a large scale I.e.
1 million coin tosses will result in a more predictable outcome , we can say with confidence (unless the coin is corrupt)
that there would be an essentially equal number of heads and tails!
Though I can not predict the outcome of a single coin toss with better than a 50/50 (50%) accuracy, predictable randomness allows me to confidently predict the outcome of a million coin tosses with a 99+% accuracy.
by RNG trader October 8, 2017
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