Pumpkin

Something transfem people aren't allowed to go near.

I used to love carving faces in pumpkins but then I realized I was a woman.

by bigppmaster42069 November 8, 2023

pumpkin the gentlemen

Weirdo. Pedophile. Likes lolicon. Gets called out a million times but his fans don't care. Uses "its normal in Japan " as an excuse for his vile behavior.

A: Did you hear what pumpkin the gentlemen did?
B: Ughhhh... not again...

by kawaiigothicutie July 19, 2024

Pumpkin

Busting it down Burn the house down slay girlboss live laugh love yourself mwa mwa.

Person 1: woah! Do you see that black cat right there?
Person 2: yeah, thats Pumpkin!

Person 1: whos Pumpkin?
Person 2: burn the house down slay girlboss live laugh love yourself mwa mwa.
Person 1: oh. Thats delightful.

Person 1 and person 2 make out.

by R0TT1NG C4TZ May 21, 2022

Blumpkin Pumpkin

The act of shoving the male genitals into a Pumpkin whilst on the Toilet. This act can be done through multiple people, a single person, groups of people, or purely for entertainment.

David, "Yo Peter! Come over at 9pm were gonna have a Blumpkin Pumpkin!"
Peter, "Oh sick! Peter prepare your pecker!"

Josh, "John's wife gave him a Blumpkin Pumpkin!"
Brian, "What a lucky guy!"

by Tomskiwasnothereomar June 25, 2024

pumpkin

the shittiest most shitty shitter out there, pumpkins are (lowkey funny) bullies who will fuck your dog and leave you heartbroken

person a: ew is that pumpkin? such a bitch
person b: i would never want to be friends with a pumpkin

by Alexoncearmy December 27, 2022

pumpkin sauce

A term used by crack heads when they have been places

Holy pumpkin sauce kelly

by Pumpkin sauce November 9, 2017

Pumpkin Protector

Someone who got cheated on/someone who is loyal.
Comes from the saying “cheater cheater pumpkin eater”. Someone who doesn’t “eat the pumpkin” (the cheater) is the protector.

After getting cheated on, she became a pumpkin protector, and vowed to never be a cheater.

by xoxojordn December 1, 2022