poop butt

The state of one's anus when smeared poo bits create a burning or itching sensation in and around the rim of the asshole. The best cure for poop butt is a thorough soapy washing. Poop butt is easily avoided if one wipes with enough vigor and strength to remove all the lingering poo.

Person 1: Oh god, I have poop butt!
Person 2: Wipe it!
Person 1: It's too late! I'm just gunna go take a shower.
Person 2: Showering is indeed the best cure for poop butt!

by Alex Wilson June 24, 2008

Poop Stabber

One who is on the giving end of anal sex, derogatory term for a homosexual, my uncle paul.

My uncle paul is a poop stabber.

by Stephen Snow December 27, 2003

poop stains

one who has SHIT in their pants due to very poor ass whipping skills or someone who has run out of toilet paper

holy shit dude you have poop stains in your undies

by Nicole Davis January 19, 2009

Poop Soup

Liquid feces that explode from ones anus.

David: What's wrong with you?
Mike: I've got major poop soup going on...
David: Nice!!!!

by superdat37 December 2, 2011

Poop Juice

The flat, warm, and nasty remaining liquid at the bottom of a Micky's 40oz right before you finish it.

Montel: Don't be such a pussy and finish the rest of your Micky's!

Da'quell: I ain't finishin that nasty ass poop juice

by Big Time Rick May 29, 2011

stewin' poop

Phrase used to define intestinal gurgling and rumblings. Often followed by a propt trip to the toilet to unload said "stew".

Damn Homie...I've been stewin' poop all day. Where's your bathroom?

by Tuna810 August 10, 2010

Perfect-Poop

The occurrence where one is successfully able to excrete feces out of their rectum without requiring the use of toilet paper to clean up afterward, for the feces came out cleanly and smoothly.

After pooping, you wipe once to ensure there is no fecal matter there, If the toilet paper is clean, you have had a perfect-poop.

This morning, I had a perfect-poop. An excellent way to start my day.

by cheno1115 June 20, 2011