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Bronco position

The bronco position is commonly found in the south and is where a buckle bunny and a horny cowboy decided to have sex on a horse. They first get on the horse naked and the cowboy inserts his penis in the girls ass and then whips the horse causing it to buck like a bronco as they try to stay on for eight seconds.
Did you hear Jenny and Forest did the bronco position? They said it was one hell of a ride.
by Eston555855 November 23, 2020
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camo position

The sex position in which one and their partner's bodies are blended in to the background in which they're making love in or on due to the use of body paint.
Luckily we were in camo position, or my mom would've noticed us in her room.
by Jester Games December 18, 2016
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Gangster Position

Something that Andre Nickatina stand in his song "Converstaions with the Devil"
"Standing in the Gangster Position. Chit, my name is Nikky, but you can call me Dre."
by Sparky283 April 21, 2010
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Post Meeting Positivity

A feeling of great optimism that comes directly after a important meeting that often never eventuates into anything truely worthwhile.
Guy: Did you see Melissa this morning? She wouldn't shutup about that new project she's working on.

Guy2: Yeah, she's suffering from Post Meeting Positivity.
by phantom pooper 2011 April 24, 2011
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Emissionary position

A sexual position similar to the missionary position, but with an undesirable release of flatulence during coitus by the partner on top
He paid her bills and loved her kids, but when he busted out the emissionary position she fell out of love with his farting ass.
by Joshua Judges Ruth February 1, 2022
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Tested Positive

Having a big dick
Marty tested positive... for having a big dick
by Cheeseconeys October 18, 2022
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Short Position Complex

The Fear That You Fucked up when you took a Short position against AMC Theaters and now wish you were Long.
Hedgies have Short Position Complex because they thought my beloved AMC Theaters stock price was going to be driven down to Zero.
by SilverBack the one and only January 13, 2022
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