Positives

A person who has an STD (Sexually Transmitted Disease)

Her ass has herpes, I bet she on Meet Positives tryn to get more herpes.

by Myshitiches July 25, 2017

False Positive ATH

Finding out you do not have the condition of natural Athleticism, through being thoroughly beat in a sport that someone has no foundation of how to play that sport.

Even though Felix has dedicated years to golf he tragically figured out he has False Positive ATH error, when he played a round with Ian Fleckman, who has never played golf before and shot a course record.

by Major King Kong October 19, 2023

will smith position

1. sex act, to drive your partner round to another man's house and wait outside in the car, while she gets done by multiple guys.

2, cuckolded to drive wife to bull's house letting have sex while will waits outside in the car.

rapper :"hey will where's your wife ?

will" she's inside doing them guys",

rapper:" when will she be back?"

will :"after August".

Rapper" your in the Will Smith Position "

by jaypink April 6, 2022

cupid position

The act of needed an arrow of love (Cupid's arrow) in order to reach her vagina.

He needed to use the cupid position and use a dildo attached to a pole in order to fuck her. (Cupid's arrow)

by Eve_Fox October 2, 2017

nanny position

Bent over the console of the car giving an older man oral sex while he drives.

Steve had me in Nanny Position last night, it was so hot.

by BeardedTatDaddy January 14, 2023

Spider monkey position

when you have your woman grip the doorframe with her fingers and toes while you hand from a pull up bar located above said door. Then wrap your keys around her waist and proceed to thrust

We tried so new stuff bro. She was begging for the spider monkey position

by Bodybaby August 21, 2025

The angler position

A sex position when a male sucks the dick of a trap. The male bites the dick like an angler fish would.

I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to do the angler position again after last night

by Bob McVagene March 8, 2019