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z-chara board hit

(N.B: this definition, with no offense meant to Zdeno Chara of The Boston Bruins or anyone else on The Boston Bruins organization, is named after Zdeno Chara's now infamous (among Montreal Canadiens fans at least) hit on Max Pacioretty during the 2010-2011 NHL season).

in the NHL, a type of (intentional?) boarding -at an angle of course-the point of which is to (intentionally?) injure the player of the opposing team.
NHL fan forum post: Shame on you, dear Mr Gary Bettman for not having suspended Zdeno Chara for more games after his infamous z-chara board hit on Max Pacioretty.

reply to post: asking yourself the question of whether or not Zdeno Chara intentionally injured Max Pacioretty is objectively meaningless. Whether intentional or not, a z-chara board hit, IMHO, is supposed to be banned in the NHL; an NHL game is not some kind of modern Roman gladiator spectacle where injuring, maiming, and even sometimes killing, one's opponents was not only tolerated, but encouraged. We have taken the Latin concept of panem et circenses far enough a.i.
by Sexydimma January 26, 2014
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Salvatore boarding school

The Salvatore boarding school is a supernatural school for all supernatural's so they can live and work in peace. The Salvatore boarding school was founded by Caroline forbes and Alaric Saltzman at the old Salvatore boarding house it was donated for this cause by Damon Salvatore in memory of Stefan Salvatore
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Stockbroker's Board

Intelligent people hang around on the Stockbroker's Board instead of special-needs boards like the KKB.
by Not Richard Moll January 20, 2004
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floor board lava lamp

a sigma fire song by lil young chaos
man have you lesson to floor board lava lamp
by lil young chaos May 3, 2024
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ironing board

a) lethal injection gurney at the death house of the local prison

b) the operating table of the O.R. of the local hospital.
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, for his his crimes at the Boston Marathon of 2013, deserves to be either Mussolini-strung or to die-without his Miranda Rights being read to him- on the ironing board at Fort Leavensworth, Kansas, where they send all people in The United States who are convicted, and sentenced to death for, a capital Federal crime.
by Sexydimma September 13, 2013
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Keyed-board

After a night out, spent drunk and alone, you retreat to the computer to blog about your agony. Typing your heart out and dripping tears and vomit all over your keyboard.

Comes from the word keyed
I'm so lonely i don't have anyone to talk to about my keyed-board.
by MirMuhFuca November 21, 2009
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not gana ride a hover board

If you don't ride a hover board you are a pussy
IE not gana ride a hover board means that you are a pussy
by Johnjohnnyjohnson May 3, 2018
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