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<25x06>Widen Your Vermillion Board In Front Of Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles And He Will Kill You <25x06>
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 16, 2025
A form of Sexual Asphyxiation you go down on your partner (Head) while they stand in the shower and water runs along his or her penis and water (Boarding) you while you pleasure him or her.
"You pair are always at it! I didn't mean to walk in on you head boarding her last night"
"I heard you and your boyfriend in the shower last night."...." Yeah, I totally head boarded him, but he loved it".
"I heard you and your boyfriend in the shower last night."...." Yeah, I totally head boarded him, but he loved it".
by Robyn.McKenzie August 23, 2023
Someone who spends so much time cruising the boards, that after making 10,000 posts, accidentally says something worthwhile.
"I HAVE 12,384 POSTS!! I are pwn Joo! I wonder why no one likes me?"
reply "Here's your sign, board monkey"
reply "Here's your sign, board monkey"
by Will of Stone February 05, 2004
The act of sexual torture when a male ejaculates on a piece of cloth then puts it over the females face, causing the female to lose oxygen, and get turned on at the same time!
Johnny gave Mellisa the old Nebraskan water boarding last night, we didn’t hear from her this morning.
by Camden Scott April 22, 2025
this practice is done by accumulating a planets worth of drugs (preferably a mixture of stimulants and opiates) then staying up all night doing things on your computer that the nsa would not approve of
"hey tom theres this data server ive been lookin at no ones used it years, u wanna hit it?" "george, i see us goin on a board bender in our future" "maaaayyyybe but by brother never takes his adderall, were good"
by 5ende73ender January 08, 2017
The machine that unwarps gnarled boards. Alan, lord of all dumbasses, quested for it for 10 whole minutes, until he was told to go sit down.
by bzm June 03, 2004