nude swings

When someone demands you send them nudes but they won't send any themselves.
“Bro, I just got asked for nudes by Samantha but she just nude swings me.”

“Dude, Samantha didn’t send back nudes? That is so low brow.”

“I know, right? DX
by sushiyeetboi March 10, 2018
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no nude

Someone who is never nude. Wears jean shorts under clothes just in case
You wanna bang lance? Good luck, he’s a no nude.
by Shhdiwjskwd October 14, 2017
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National send Even nudes day

14 julidu sende nudes til Even
Håvard: Idag e d 14 juli
Tormod: ååå faen det e national send Even nudes day. Da må æ send:(
by EVEN E DIGG💕 July 13, 2020
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Nude-O-Scope

A type of machine (no longer being) used by TSA to scan a person's body for dangerous weapons. When used, the monitor will show a nude image of that person.
Brook was in total disgrace, because she got selected for screening by a Nude-O-Scope at the airport today.
by thebear424 June 21, 2017
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National nude month

Boy: hey guess what month this is.
Girl: october? Ohhhh yeah national nude month. Sends nudes
by John hedgerows daddy October 06, 2021
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Nude noodles

It is when you send a plastic bag of noodles that has been boiled to the recipient.
by Jtag October 14, 2018
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