Mcdonalds Foot job

Where Big Mac sauce is layered on the foot especially between the toes, it is then removed by the mouth of a Maccas employee (JACK FORD).

man I want a McDonalds foot job with extra sauce

by JELQMAXXER62 May 30, 2024

McDonalds funded ass school

A goofy ass school that just seems funky and like it is funded by McDonalds, no other way to describe it then, goofy school.

One-“My school is weird”
Me-“Yeah that’s one McDonalds funded ass school”

by anonymous November 16, 2023

Mcdonalds

They're icecream machine is broken all the fucking time.

Sir this is a Mcdonalds

by Trixie_420 October 4, 2021

McDonald's Grimace Shake

A purple shake made of Grimace's shit blended with his cum in a cup with whipped cream smothered from his purple ass cheeks.

Guy1: "Whoa dude what is that?"
Guy2: "This is the new McDonald's Grimace Shake. Want to try some?"
Guy1: "Sure dude."
*Sips*
Guy2: "How is it dude?"
Guy1: "Holy shit this is fucking goo-" *chokes and dies*
Guy2: "Dude are you okay? DUDE!!"

by D3d_Fl0w3r November 7, 2023

McDonalds

The place where employees will make you want to go to new york just so you can jump off the empire state building. Employees get your order wrong. No icecream. Coffee from the sun. the only good part of mcdonalds are the fries

Kyle: *Throws away full container of mcdonalds fried*
Bob: *Cocks Gun*

by jhyutfrdedtcvygbhj October 29, 2021

mcdonalds throat

The coating that lines your throat after eating at Mcdonald's

"Can I have some water? I have mcdonalds throat."

by ma11en April 9, 2023

Matt Mcdonald Surprise

The act of defecating in a sleeping bag and surrounding it with 10 empty one's and having a hooker roll around each bag until she finds the "Suprise."

The other night I won big at the casino and decided to grab a hooker and take her back to my hotel room and set up a "Matt Mcdonald Surprise." It was amazing!

by Bobby Basinger November 20, 2019