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Megan

Megan — The sister who’s basically a whole movie in human form. She’s funny enough to make you laugh till your stomach hurts, savage enough to humble you in one sentence, and protective enough to scare anyone who even thinks about messing with you. She’s got main-character energy, K-drama levels of emotion, and a playlist for every mood.

She’ll roast you like it’s her job, then defend you like a lion if someone else tries it. Under all that attitude, though, she’s pure heart — the kind of person who’ll make sure you’re okay even when she’s not. She’s loud, loyal, dramatic, and full of love… and honestly, life would be boring without her.
You: “Megan, why are you giving me that look?”
Megan: “Because I know you’re about to do something stupid.”
You: why are you giving me attitude?

Megan: its not attitude, its personality.

(Ten minutes later, she’s laughing with you about it and bringing snacks like nothing ever happened.)
by Queen of unicorns October 25, 2025
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Someone who likes five wanks in her mouth at once five times a day(Megan special)
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Megan

Me: Ew run Megan is coming
#anti-megan #meganphobic
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Megan bell is so silly
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Megan Lautz

She’s just Megan and steals kids marshmallows
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Megan

A fire song by $NOT
“Ayy, no she won't
No, she won't understand what I be saying (Nah)
She wanna fuck with me, but I wanna fuck with Megan
I hit her on the phone and she not fucking taken (Yeah)
Ain't about the money, then no conversations (Uh, uh)
No conversations, bitch, no complications (Ayy)
Fuck you, bitch, you took my heart, now it's breakin' (Haha)
You want me back now cause you feeling shameless (Ayy)
I used to know that bitch, but now she is nameless”
“FUCK!”
by nj4racy6kbml January 5, 2020
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Megan

The person who thinks she is better just because she has a boyfriend .in general she just thinks she is better
Megan she thinks she is better just cause she has a boyfriend
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