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Madison Glover'ed

To be Madison Glover'ed, is to be set up on a blind date with an ugly chick. A chick who is so ugly, you wouldn't consider even taking one for the team.
While it has become a popular household phrase across the Nation, it originated in Boise,ID by a native local. He coined the term after seeing the face of His blind date,Madison. To His dismay, the chick was Dog Faced Ugly. A real Garbage Can looking broad.
So scary in fact, Legend has it, His screams were heard as far as Caldwell,ID
Hey Brandon B. my ol' lady said she has a friend she wants you to meet. We should all grab some drinks!

"No thanks Pal! Last time I did that, I got

Madison Glover'ed"
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Madison

She is the most beautiful girl you’ll see, with dark brown hair and blue eyes, some faint freckles, and an amazing smile. She never fails to make you smile. She’ll love you unconditionally, with her whole heart, and never cheat. You can make a mistake in her eyes and everyone else’s, but Madison will always be quick to give you a second chance at being her friend and maybe more. If you get a Madison in your life that matches this description, love her, laugh with her, make her laugh, don’t hurt her, and never let her go. You’re life will be so much more joyful and entertaining. She brings life to yours, rocks out to the strangest of songs, and dresses up in the silliest clothes to make other people happy. Madison will do anything for you, so return the favor. She is one of a kind, there is none other like her. Keep her close to your heart and love each other like nobody else has loved.
“What’s your name?”
“Madison.”
“I can already tell you’re going to be a great person to be around, don’t let me down.”*chuckles*
*Smiles*“I’ll try my best not to.”
by Nathan Weatherbee November 4, 2018
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Madison Apple

a girl that is very pretty and has a nice taste of music but the whole opposite when it comes to clothes but she has a chill vibe and it’s pretty easy to catch feelings for her
damnnn you see Madison Apple she bad bro you lucky you had her
by 2fye July 14, 2019
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Madison

Madison Bad definition

Madison is an ugly bitch she is a bossy ass she looks like fucking Peppa Pig crossbred with a leprechaun and like a shriveled-up old lady

Madison Good definition

She is nice she gives good advice and is a fine friend
Person 1: She is Ugly

Person: 2 She Is a Madison

Person: I like that girl

Person: Of course you do she is a Madison
by _under1score_ November 30, 2023
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madison

@madisonnfulford
by madsfulford August 27, 2022
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Madison

When you first need to Madison they might come up as shy but once you get to know them they are the light in your world. They are pretty, smart, athletic and so much more. If you have a Madison keep her and never let her go because once you let her go you won’t notice all the good things you have lost. And you might think oh Madison got it all go in for her, but you have to dig a little deeper. She might seem happy all the time but she’s just hind her real feelings. If you have an Allison never hurt. And if you have a Madison and she stopped caring you did something very wrong. Madisons are the sweetest most down to earth people I have ever met and some of the most beautiful girls. They might complain about not having a boyfriend but little does she know there is a bunch of boys crushing on her and in line to start dating her. She usually has two very close friends, and a lot of other friends. A lot of people may not like her because she has some thing they down. Her smile lights up the room and her laugh is contagious.
Guy 1 “Woah did you are friends with Madison!?”

Guy 2 “Yeah why?”
Guy 1 “ I would do anything to become friends with her”
by 1235hello December 6, 2020
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Madison

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by Bob the kills October 9, 2018
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