Professional Loser

A Professional Loser is a real job. It's someone who gets paid to lose on purpose. Sometimes if a team is doing very poorly, a coach will hire a Professional Loser to compete against his team and purposely lose. After his team beats the Professional Loser or Professional Losers (if plural), the team will feel better and their moral will be boosted. Sometimes hiring a Professional Loser is the way to go.

Team A "Damn! We lose again!"
Team B "Ha ha, you all suck!"
Coach (to self) "I think it's time I hire a Professional Loser"

Time gap. The Coach hires a Professional Loser and Team A wins their next game

Team A "Yay! We won!"
Coach "Great Job, Team!"
Coach (to self) "That should boost our confidence"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 10, 2025

Loser

A real loser is someone who's so afraid of not winning they don't even try.

"Bro, people think that because their stuck in one place right now, they can't keep going. Kind of a loser move tbh."

by Ragingrigby June 10, 2023

Loser

Donald Trump

Donald Trump? He's a loser

by anonymous November 7, 2020

loser

people who use the AUG in cold war

God that guy is using the AUG?! What a loser!

by thankfulwastaken November 29, 2020

Loser Freak

1. a loser freak is one who thinks they created a word which has been around longer than they favs EXISTED.

2. A delusional twitter user with no life outside.
3. MOAs

Wow what a _loser freak_. They must have no life outside _twitter_.

by Lennur May 9, 2021

Loserant

A parent who lost their child or children

Loserant: I lost my child

Friend: you're Loserant

by Oxford editor November 18, 2019

Pay-To-Loser

A game player who dominates others, but only because they paid for an advantage. When the playing field is equalized, they quickly prove to be dogshit. In some cases, an enemy player can be so good with base equipment, it makes the Pay To Loser ragequit because his advantage is meaningless. Typically, these guys are whales, and crush lobbies with their $200 weapons and gamepasses.

John: God damn, this motherfucker is kicking my ass! How did he even afford that weapon?
Mike: He's a Pay-To-Loser. Just server hop, bro. It isn't worth it.

by JuuzouWorshipingAlien January 25, 2024