musty london

When the boys tag team ya misso and all you can do is watch....

Poor Craig let the work lads give his Mrs the Musty London on the weekend....

by TheOldGuyAcrossTheRoad February 14, 2022

London Bubble Co.

Well........................................................................Khake Toh Dekho.........................................

London bubble Co.
What Is This...... Dish Khake Toh Dekho

by LBCWala November 24, 2021

London Bong

When you use a London Fog tea as bong water

We hit that London Bong and it was pretty okay; if London Bong is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.

by Sterling Sykes May 23, 2021

London Creative

Self-titled creatives that roam the streets of London, fueled by overpriced iced oat milk lattes and a vague sense of purpose. Often seen waving their hands and using words like ‘visceral’ and ‘transcendent’ in front of artwork and chainsmoking outside an underground artist’s show (don’t bother asking, you probablly wouldn’t know them).

‘So then he told me he has an invisible exhibition. It’s got no venue, no artwork… just a vibe?’

‘Oh my god, I’m so sick of these LONDON CREATIVES’

by wehatefuckboys February 23, 2025

London Takeaway

When you're eating a girl's minge and you sneeze aggressively like how bossman sneezes in chicken tendies.

Ben: What did you get up to?
Merlin: Big man ting yeh, I London takeawayed that morning

Castillo: It's not looking good Brev

by June 10, 2022

londoned

to be stabbed by a londoner

Drake: did you hear? Jake got londoned in an alleyway!
Jake: Yeah its sad.

by egg_fucker June 12, 2022

London Blumpkin

In this modern iteration of a traditional Blumpkin, party1 sits reverse cowgirl on the toilet bowl, fellating party2 while they deposit an upper-decker into the tank. This gives the appearance of riding a double-decker bus. If both parties are simultaneously pooping, the terminology can be upgraded to "Royal Flush".

I heard the Queen used to give out London Blumpkins at Buckingham Palace. One lucky guy even got a Royal Flush!

by SweetPinkTacos April 10, 2024