juan sostre

The big and the king of all niggas, he likes to fuck other chicks from the block and he gots STDs

Juan Sostre likes to fuck a lot.

by Sostre May 13, 2018

Juan

Causing absolute chaos with minor decisions (also not being able to read maps of any kind)

Damn I just really pulled a Juan

by Sasquatch117 March 27, 2025

juan and julia

If you ever see a Juan and a Julia bet their friends, both Juan and Julia are the two people you would like to have as friends. They are kind and caring persons. If you ever have relationship problems don’t hesitate and go ask a Juan and a Julia because they are best couple. A Juan is a kind and caring guy who would not like for his Julia to be with someone else. A Julia will not like to have to her Juan be with someone else. They both are possessive but they both know they truly love each other. Never try and break apart a Juan and a Julia because you will fail. A Juan and a Julia are meant to be together

Juan and Julia forever

by Relationshipgoals.78 April 8, 2018

Juan

Juan is love. Juan is life. Juan is J U A N.

Virgin: hey what’s up with that weird horse on a balcony that people call Juan? I keep seeing it everywhere as a meme

Chad: that’s Juan.

Virgin: what’s the joke though?

Chad: it’s Juan.

Virgin: that’s not funny.

Chad: B L A S P H E M Y

by Juan_ November 10, 2020

Juan

A nigga who always has a luh calm fit and always walks with his AirPods and loves soccer and wants to meet Messi and also likes big booty girls 💀

Juan got a big dick-J😂

by Mr.random November 20, 2023

Juan

A fatass that caused earthquakes in California and leads a group of fags called killercartel oh and if he talks shit don’t confront him because he won’t be talking his shit he'll say “and so“ and walk away “

Juan:*jumps once*
California: EARTHQUAKES

by Onlymesoshutup July 9, 2019

Juan

JUAN

JUAN

by totally not JUAN November 12, 2020