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The Seven Classic Blunders

Seven classic blunders that may befall a mortal soul if they are not careful. The list varies by region but all corners of the earth have seven classic blunders.
"hah! You have fallen for one of the seven classic blunders!"
by The Goblin of The Nort July 14, 2021
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The Blueface Classic

the act of a woman giving that good old "glock glock" "brain" "head" or a "blowjob" with huge lips the size of an apes. it oftens leads to him cumming on her nose and pouring blue paint on her.
I gave sara The Blueface Classic last night and she loved it
by thebigboyflatcock January 11, 2021
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A Classic Lundy

The Ability to hang out with lots or girls but never close or date any of them.
James: You see Drew was hanging out with some girls yesterday

Ty: Yeah but it sucks he pulled a classic Lundy and didn’t close with any of them
James: damn, was finally happy to see him get some play
by WhoTFisPdenny December 22, 2023
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Plimbus Classic

A powerful move that results in major benefit or cash reward. Someone who consistently makes Plimbus Classic plays frequently can be referred to as Rob Plimbus
"hey bro I just finished scamming suburban moms in a pyramid scheme" "nice one bro you hit em with the Plimbus classic"
by Robert Plimbus September 9, 2021
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Classic

rich teens who plays sports and think they're all that but they are pussy ass bitches/niggas.
ashley; "look at him with his friends joking around thinking they're cool because they have money"
Emma; "I'll beat they're ass, they're a bunch of classics"
by classics bitches April 10, 2017
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The Ron Coe Classic

THe act of engaging in beastality, sheep are the preferred choice.
Friend 1: hey man did you get laid last night?
Friend 2: fuck yeah bud, i did the Ron Coe Classic!
by adtr160 October 13, 2017
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crosstown classic

The Crosstown Classic is a MLB rivalry between NL Central Chicago Cubs and AL Central Chicago White Sox The first Crosstown Game was in 1908 in the World Series The White Sox have been dominant in the Crosstown series.
“Went to the Crosstown Classic Sox won 13-5”
“Pierzynski still haunts the Cubs
by dollarstoregas August 12, 2025
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