by DanielleCRay June 20, 2016
Get the Ian Desmondmug. by Professor pneumonoultramicro October 15, 2017
Get the Ian Gillmug. An American or Irish, you can't really tell, guy who punches people for a living, and he fucking punches them well.
Has the fanciest mustache the world has ever seen, and it is believed that that mustache has magical Irish powers as it stays in place even after 3 rounds of ruthless MMA.
Currently he fights in Japan because he loves sushi so much that he just had to go there.
Has the fanciest mustache the world has ever seen, and it is believed that that mustache has magical Irish powers as it stays in place even after 3 rounds of ruthless MMA.
Currently he fights in Japan because he loves sushi so much that he just had to go there.
Luke: Have you seen UFC last night?
John: Yes, Ian McCall kicked ass!
When used to refer to the mustache:
Peter: I'm thinking about growing an Ian McCall
Trevor: Don't, no one can manage to grow such a magical thing.
John: Yes, Ian McCall kicked ass!
When used to refer to the mustache:
Peter: I'm thinking about growing an Ian McCall
Trevor: Don't, no one can manage to grow such a magical thing.
by Ike77 January 30, 2018
Get the ian mccallmug. a gorgeous human being and vampire mostly known for being the husband and soulmate of Izzy Wynn and actor of Damon Salvatore in the Netflix series “the vampire diaries”.
“Hey did you know that izzy Wynn and Ian Somerhalder got married straight after looking into each other’s eyes?”
by chloexoxo_472 November 14, 2020
Get the Ian Somerhaldermug. Simply the most horrendous, disgusting, breathtaking because he probably smells like ten cans of bounce that unwashed ass, heart stopping because you can smell all the cheese doodles he's consumed individual to ever be born in the earth with his unholy presence. You know the Dark Ages? That happened because he WAS there and he was the rat that caused the black plague and any major pandemic (including covid) ((he stepped outside)).
Astoundingly stupid that he makes the 9 + 10 kid look smart, absolutely fucking hideous like he even puts the worm from doom to shame, and simply the epitomé of sheer FUCKING black air force energy. Any words that you can think of that is any way of defining bottom feeders embodies everything that Ian is. Every time someone says the word "Ian" any roblox dev hearts stops.
Ian selects his friends carefully, as only people who -in some way- reflect his disgusting ideals are given the absolute honour and privilege of being called a friend of Ian (like they even wanted that). Many have died due to sheer stank his lower lip simply being near him or even in the same chat as Ian. The highest disgrace to your family possibly given to a human being on this planet is being named "Ian's Best Friend", but the position is currently vacant due to the last candidate's head exploding after they realized the mistake they made when they got a dm from him about stands with fat tits.
Astoundingly stupid that he makes the 9 + 10 kid look smart, absolutely fucking hideous like he even puts the worm from doom to shame, and simply the epitomé of sheer FUCKING black air force energy. Any words that you can think of that is any way of defining bottom feeders embodies everything that Ian is. Every time someone says the word "Ian" any roblox dev hearts stops.
Ian selects his friends carefully, as only people who -in some way- reflect his disgusting ideals are given the absolute honour and privilege of being called a friend of Ian (like they even wanted that). Many have died due to sheer stank his lower lip simply being near him or even in the same chat as Ian. The highest disgrace to your family possibly given to a human being on this planet is being named "Ian's Best Friend", but the position is currently vacant due to the last candidate's head exploding after they realized the mistake they made when they got a dm from him about stands with fat tits.
Red: "You know Ian, right?"
Lexi: "oh gods, yes i do, he's like pandora's box of all horrors."
Red: "Yeah, well, I heard one time he got mad about a few people not liking stand porn and sobbed like a bitch."
Lexi: "I wouldn't doubt it for a second, it is Ian after all."
Lexi: "oh gods, yes i do, he's like pandora's box of all horrors."
Red: "Yeah, well, I heard one time he got mad about a few people not liking stand porn and sobbed like a bitch."
Lexi: "I wouldn't doubt it for a second, it is Ian after all."
by BugBytes November 7, 2021
Get the Ianmug.