This is what someone exclaims out of anger and frustration when someone touches them in an undesired and inappropriate manner. Basically telling someone to keep their hands off of them. It does not have to be sexual, however, it typically is.
Boo: "So, I was with Louis last night and he was too much!"
Stu: "Sorry, Boo. What did he do?"
Boo: "He put his hand on the chair when I was sitting down to try to peel the peach. I saw it and I yelled, I am not your phone! I left and made a post. Everybody knows!"
Stu: "Sorry, Boo. What did he do?"
Boo: "He put his hand on the chair when I was sitting down to try to peel the peach. I saw it and I yelled, I am not your phone! I left and made a post. Everybody knows!"
by von groovy September 18, 2025
Get the I am not your phone!mug. by xennAsh March 3, 2023
Get the I am 50 centmug. "Go do the laundry"
"I AM😡!!"
"I AM😡!!"
by Sin tía March 3, 2023
Get the I ammug. .
by FrenchVanillaSake February 28, 2025
Get the 《¤》Next《¤》Time《¤》You《¤》Express《¤》Comma《¤》I《¤》Am《¤》Going《¤》To《¤》Kill《¤》You《¤》mug. A comment most often left by a user on YouTube named “lpc9929” who also leaves other comments such as “Hey Google exit YouTube” on his channels community posts, he is seen eating candles.
by TheIrritatedScot September 18, 2024
Get the I am infertile from eating scented candles. Themug. by Kob07 May 21, 2018
Get the i am not reading thismug. The youtube channel that most frequently posts about drama, cheating, karens, and being punched beacuse they are rich; could also be a question asked to if they cid something bad
1. Have have you seen that channel” Am i the jerk?” channel its so cool!
2. Am i the jerk? for hitting my mom?
2. Am i the jerk? for hitting my mom?
by Retro sukist December 24, 2022
Get the Am i the jerk?mug.