getting my jesus on

to pray or go to church.

I was trying to get my jesus on when i suddenly noticed that the priest had man boobs

by Jacob June 24, 2004

sugar cookie getter

Someone who does what ever people tell them to do to please other people instead of themselves. The sugar cookie getter also let's other's influence their thoughts and preceptions about life. The sugar cookie getter gets NOTHING in return for their "eager to please" like actions, basically a do-boy and or do-girl. A sugar cookie getter is more likely to be a high school freshman, a person with low self-esteem, or just a stupid provincial bitch.

used in Dave Chappelle's 'Making the Band' skit

Diddy: I want y'all to run to Brooklyn to get me a sugar cookie

Dylan: Sugar cookie mon! I didnt come to New York to be no sugar cookie getter, I am a rapper

Person 1: I heard Jazmine & Branden are sugar cookie getters

Person 2: Word? How so

Person 1: Because they listen to other people opinions about how to live their lives

by Kita/Dria9293 April 13, 2010

Getting Awesome

Vomiting, esp. while drunk.

Johnny's had a bit too much to drink; he's in the bathroom getting awesome.

by nonamenumberthree September 26, 2005

Getting A Load Off

masterbation

Person 1: So, I was getting a load off and then my girlfriend walked in.

Person 2: Ouch, what an FML moment. Did she help?

by Mr. Solo Dolo May 31, 2009

Getting Dark

The phenomena that occurs when you and some of your mates stay up too late in a poorly light room and experience a natural high. Side affects include but are not limited to: random screaming, an affinity towards nazi zombies, and freaking out

Hey dude, you wanna go get super dark at max's house after the football game tonight?

Dude, open your eyes, you are getting way too darked out.

Basically getting dark allows you to experience real reality, but it is very easy to get caught in a dark room; if you get caught in a dark room, your brain will fly.

by Darkmaster69 December 1, 2011

getting some dome

Getting a old fashion blow job

Friend: what are you doing
Me: getting some dome
Girl: it taste great

by sparky0004 January 14, 2017

Getting The D

(verb):

The act of aquiring the male genitalia in any way shape or form. For example if you are feeling anal that is getting the d, so is a d to the eye, ear hole, mouth, throat, puntang, or other.

Friend 1: What did you do after Bob's party.

Friend 2: I got the D!

Friend 1: You were Getting The D! No way how!

Friend 2: That's a secret.

by shaniquaski October 10, 2014