full bird fuckboy

Someone who thinks they're cool because they are in jrotc

Hey shut up you full bird fuckboy

by DeezNewts May 16, 2016

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Voldemort/Fuckboy/Brandon

is an absolute dick head who can suck an elephants cock and die from its load he can die in a well

Voldemort/fuckboy/Brandon YOU DICK

by Jesus:]:] February 5, 2020

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Five year fuckboy phase

A period every girl or guy goes through , when they date or are attracted to fuckboys . Usually happens within your twenties , and lasts about 5 years

“Ugh , why are guys like this?”

- Babe , you’re in the five year fuckboy phase

by Five year fuckboy phase October 24, 2018

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Basically, he is an individual who identifies as Filippo Cainelli. Or in detail, Phillpo Cuntnelly. He is an extreme virgin god, however is a cuntboy, acting as a contradiction agent. Which in term made him kinda retarded and should go kill himself, but even more so a large cunt bag whos penis.. oh no sorry I meant micropenis is so useless and infertile, that his beloved mother left him and she saw his peepee when he came through of her vaginal opening.

Hi my name is Virgin Retard Fuckboy Cunt.
This allows you to informed your listener that your name is indeed Filippo Cainelli, and defines your character of a Virgin Retard Fuckboy Cunt.

by Filippo's Straight Friend June 18, 2019

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