Crunchy Girl

something that my mom called me when i called her a boomer, i think she meant granola girl but i went with it.

"ugh you're such a crunchy girl"

by floridas naturals hoe October 25, 2019

crunchies

What stupid people call smart people.

What those crunchies don't understand is that America is the ruler of the free world, and if you don't love it you'd better get out of town.

by Ashibaka June 27, 2003

star crunch

When you are doing a girl/guy from behind, you pull out, and then punch her/him in her/his asshole.

"Dude, did you get with Hannah last night"
"You know it. I totally gave her a Star Crunch!"
"Sweet dude, totally sweet."

by tblaforge July 23, 2007

crunchwrappin

when you are ready to go or when you are "good to go"

angie - "chris are you ready"
chris - "yea babe im crunchwrappin"

by Reeves15 October 23, 2008

crunching

To feast upon croûtons that have been placed in your partner's anus.

I think me & Lars are gonna go crunching tonight.

by Lars Watson June 5, 2008

star-crunchy nigger

(n) An African American fellow with shave bumps.

"Yousa star-crunchy nigger ain't you?"

"Yo, tell Little Debbie that star-crunchy nigger is here."

by Bustya Lipbitch September 25, 2007

Admiral Crunch

A breakfast consisting of Cap'n Crunch cereal covered in rum. Purportedly the favored breakfast of Stephen Colbert.

John preferred to eat Admiral Crunch for breakfast because he's a raging alcoholic.

by Drunk Pirate June 11, 2009