smurf cream

a word that can be used for anything but no matter what you use it for it will always doing sexual

will you give me some of your smurf cream

by smurf cream man September 5, 2020

Ice Cream

A term used in place of making out, often used by the homies, giving different flavors to each girl they have kissed and/or made out with.

“Aye bro, you get some ice cream last night?!”
“Hell yea she was a cookies and cream!0

by Handoggy September 10, 2020

Crispy Cream

A female on birth control that hoardes semen inside her pecker passage.
A female that doesn't shower or squeeze her cream pie out after sex.

She's not wifey material bro, girl is a total crispy cream. Last night, I came inside her and she put her panties back on and went to bed.

by StuffedClamzz October 6, 2020

dewberry cream

When, upon removing one's penis from their partner's vagina/anal cavity, the male deposits a portion of his semen in his partner's belly button.

Friend: So how'd it go with the lady last night?

Male: Bro, we were goin so hard and fast I pulled out and accidentally gave her a dewberry cream

by Clit Toris April 11, 2017

cream pier

A cream pier is a man associated with the name matt and can cum for substantial amount of time causing you to be covered in jizz.

Matt, you are such a good cream pier.

by King Nick Crompton May 7, 2018

cream slush

When a guy gets some ice from Mickey D’s, grinds it with his teeth, then goes down on a lady until she orgasms into his ice-filled mouth in which the male spits out the ice/cum mixture into her belly button, takes a straw and blows bubbles into it. From here he can either Spring Break ‘04 or Summer Popsicle

Shit it was so hot out yesterday, I wish Jazmine would have let me have a cream slush

by C nastii May 11, 2018

fanny cream

The juice that flows out your vagina as you have an orgasm... otherwise called squirting.

'i just emptied my fanny cream on your chest'

by Juicycracks July 2, 2016