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christ be damned

expletive. when used correctly: can terminally vapor lock the old and infirmed... cast fundies into apoplectic fits... generally focuses the attention of any individual or crowd.
when golfing, hook your first shot into the rough. yell "CHRIST BE DAMNED!!!!" ... followed by striking the earth with your driver. walk towards the cart. those two strangers in your foursome won't know what to think... and their game will likely be a bit off.
by angry bald guy October 7, 2009
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praise be

A word you say when a miracle happens.
Guy 1: I'm installing this game but it doesn't work

Guy 2: Aww that's too bad :(

*Game decides to work*

Guy 1: OH! Praise Be!!
by LukasC2 August 14, 2018
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I should be doing homework

Hello! You're most likely procrastinating right now. I can imagine that big pile of homework sitting next to you that is all due tomorrow. I would tell you to stop browsing urban dictionary but I know you won't listen. Good luck, you'll need a lot of it.

P.S. Faking sick can sometimes be a good excuse and can give you an extra day to complete that homework that I know you probably wont do today.
by Kittykat10001 February 21, 2019
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I wanna be tracer

by Urdadsanonce November 20, 2018
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Can't be bothered

When you really aren't in the mood to do something, generally because you are tired, feeling lazy or it's not important
Person 1: "Do you want to go the gym today?"
Person 2: "No, I really can't be bothered."
Person 1: "Why not?"
Person 2: "I'm really just not in the mood today."
by NadNadNad November 6, 2011
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i'll be a monkey's uncle

This idiom is used to express complete surprise, amazement or disbelief.
e.g. Bob: Hey, there was a news article about an alien spaceship having entered the earth's atmosphere!
Harry: Well, i'll be a monkey's uncle!
by specimengold November 8, 2013
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