someone who is excessively obsessed with asses and or fannies henceforth chases and steals them at random
by tyler gross October 25, 2008
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a babitt goes after her friend's fathers and brothers and her very own inlaws.
a babitt goes after her friend's fathers and brothers and her very own inlaws.
by FluffStuff December 13, 2008
Get the babbit mug.A time bandit is the one friend who extends the night by any means necessary. A time bandit will be the person to say "just one more" and to buy another round when you are looking for your coat. The time bandit will say it's early: "Come on stay another hour -- it's early -- you'll still be able to get forty-five minutes of sleep tonight." The time bandit will purposely underestimate the time it takes to get home: "Don't worry you can grab a cab and get out to the Hamptons in thirty minutes" The time bandit will go as far as to use sex to keep you out -- Don't leave I was just about to kiss you."
Melanie is a time bandit. For her "grabbing a quick one after work" means letting her friends get home before its light the next morning. I went to lunch with Melanie and got home a week later.
by tiredguy December 30, 2009
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by Andygeekie August 15, 2008
Get the bmx bandits mug.An asshole Brit that goes to very crowded areas with mostly Americans and cups other mens scrotums. Then runs to a store and gets a dildo to pleasure himself before he loses the hard on he got from cupping the strangers balls.
Guy1: A fucking scrotum bandit just got you?! HAHAHA!!
Guy2: Yeah! I'm going to kick his ass Revolutionary War style!
Narrator: Guy2 then proceeded to hunt down the scrotum bandit like a squirrel and snap his dick.... off.
Guy2: Yeah! I'm going to kick his ass Revolutionary War style!
Narrator: Guy2 then proceeded to hunt down the scrotum bandit like a squirrel and snap his dick.... off.
by Stephen Stalin July 28, 2010
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'Hold up, mate. Gotta smash the no armed bandit.'
'If I give you my card, will you bang me a purple out?'
'Yeah, no worries.'
'Cheers boss.'
'In a while, paedophile.'
'Hold up, mate. Gotta smash the no armed bandit.'
'If I give you my card, will you bang me a purple out?'
'Yeah, no worries.'
'Cheers boss.'
'In a while, paedophile.'
by Dexter Us August 3, 2012
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by bomjedam December 20, 2009
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