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Bagels

When someone is mooching hard, and they don’t care.
*when my brother (who has no job) leaves the party with as much food as he can fit in his hands*. I go to him and say, “Bro! Bagels.” or “Dude! Bagels much?”
by CowboyJak December 9, 2024
mugGet the Bagelsmug.

Bagel

A person that is highly cared about and appreciated{
That girl is my bagel
by The booty wisperer February 26, 2019
mugGet the Bagelmug.

Bagel

When someone fucks something up really bad or “screws the pooch”.
Guy1: Did you see joe talking to that stacked French girl? He shit his pants mid conversation.
Guy2: Yeah it was rough to watch, that was a real bagel on his part.
Guy1: Yeah he bageled that shit for sure
by Dantony milne November 22, 2020
mugGet the Bagelmug.

Bagel rat

A person who tends to ejaculate in a bagel and let’s the rats finish giving the powers beyond earth.
I have a friend that is Called bagel rat.
by TheoneandonlysirCharlie May 16, 2022
mugGet the Bagel ratmug.

The Bagel Bite

When a woman is performing oral sex on one man while another is penetrating her from behind, doggie style. While this is happening, place a plate of Bagel Bites on her back and have the two gentlemen share them while gazing lovingly into each other's eyes.
Little man and another guy pulled off the bagel bite this weekend.
by pittmonkey66 March 25, 2022
mugGet the The Bagel Bitemug.

Finagle to the bagel

In mathematics, a "finagle" is any variable that is raised to the power of zero (0), which is shaped like a bagel, and always equals 1, or a whole bagel.
5 raised to the power of 0, which equals 1, is a "finagle to the bagel."
by Cinderella Seuss December 1, 2023
mugGet the Finagle to the bagelmug.

How Bout Them Bagels

Friends "How Bout Them Bagels"
You "WTF does that mean"
Proceeded to have an hour long argument on the meaning

There is no meaning
by Kdog September 26, 2024
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