tard blocked

being kept apart from a goal from the actions of a less than intelligent person.

That lady just tard blocked me from getting a straw.
The dorkatards working here are tard blocking my lunch.

by Br33zE February 17, 2010

Cosmo Block

When some Cosmopolitan Magazine quiz causes a fight in your relationship causing you to not be able to have sex with your girl.

Girl: "Honey, if you could be any tree what would you be?"
Guy: "I don't know... an Oak tree I guess."
Girl: "Oh really? Well then acccoding to this quiz you're a fucking cheater!"
Guy: "Great, I just got fucking Cosmo Blocked."

by bigtimehotshot August 3, 2010

salt block

One whom prefers to ruin ones game
One whom drops salt blocks

Man that chick was all over my junk, until Yonathon (the salt block) showed up.

by saly lick November 22, 2009

Cock Block

A douche bag who purposely ruins a moment.

During science my class cock blocked john and me. </3

by for Borjy. September 29, 2010

O-block

Scary place in Chicagoat- block of O

"Find me in O-block you playin wit ur life cuh"

by MongOmega December 24, 2022

Rider's Block

After riding ones motorcycle, horse, or bicycle the body's natural defense mechanism kicks in resulting in constipation, and the inability to defecate.

"Man, after that race I really have to poop but I have terrible rider's block"

" I sat on the toilet for 45 minutes but couldn't push it out if I wanted to. I've got rider's block bad!"

by Rammin R Dixon October 29, 2014

da block

The street in which you live, hang out or reside.

The corner or block in the hood, where you see gangstas and wankstas, usually doing illegal activities.

nikka I think you is retarded. What you think my muhfukin phone tied to wall inside da house? Nikka you no Facebook work on da phone in all type of places right? On da block. Off da block. On yo mom. Off yo mom. All types. Understand fuckboi?

by Blaq Gold May 3, 2018