baby randomizer

When you gargle semen in your throat, switching around the sperm cells and spitting it in your vagina, thus randomizing your baby's overall personality.

I like doing baby randomizers because you never know what you're gonna get!

by Sauce professional November 20, 2017

Random

Unsystematic, unmethodical, unexpected, unplanned, without method or conscious decision, by chance

Abby chose a marker at random.

by Urban Barbie May 4, 2022

Random

Hi Guys that wouldn't open my grandma that my resume in an old group so the video and audio no longer have my resume of your miata is the same way that you won't give time at home now I won't see what it's an email so I can hack accounts and we have an easter that wouldn't open my bike ok with your miata on toyota corolla 1995 turned into a 69hp helicopter

Bananas, Lasagna and Potatoes: None of these words are random.
Im So RaNdOm AnD QuIrKy LoL 🤣🤣🤣🤣

by AnotherRetardedTeenager August 11, 2019

random/10

Meaning that what was just said was random

I rate that random/10

by Henry April 10, 2005

blissey please stop typing random shit

When Blissey derails conversations usually about some pokemon shit or things being adorable

Blissey: There is nothing kinky about vulperas, they are just a race in wow. It's the same as saying you find gnomes adorable because they are small, or you find the tusks on an orc adorable

Hellner: blissey please stop typing random shit

by shinhows May 7, 2024

Random

Something that makes NO GODDAMN SENSE and is used in the middle of a sentence with no context. Also associated with memes, YouTube, and kids.

Randy: I know the most random phrase ever. Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters

by IdiotSquadSenpai March 12, 2017

Random Acts of Violence

I saw and article about a woman who stabbed a 3 year old... To death! Just... In a grocery store... And I thought to myself... Who did you actually save Rabert Brion Harn? How many? And what (exactly) was I supposed to learn here?

Hym "I wonder... How many of these random acts of violence... Aren't actually random? Don't blame me... I learn it from watch HIM."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2024