national car day

April 18 is a day where you take time out of your day to thank your car for the things they do for you. this only applies for the cars that are named.

me: “I worship my car in April 18 for everything they have done for me” them: “what’s so special about april 18?” me: “it’s national car day!!”

by Grant Green May 8, 2022

national baby daddy day

the national day to celebrate your baby daddy

baby daddy: its national baby daddy day, give me some loving😍

someone: okay baby daddy

by horchataflavoredjuul May 8, 2022

National titty pic day

May 10th is national titty pic day

Person 1: aye man why you celebrating

Person 2: cause it’s national titty pic day nigga

by Siper93 May 9, 2022

National Slow Friend Day

A national holiday to honor your slowest, dumbest friend

"Happy National Slow Friend Day Elda, from yours truly!"

by filthy mexican May 9, 2022

National Fuck Your Wife Day

May 9th is National Fuck Your Wife Day.

Go on and fuck your wife

Yo dude its National Fuck Your Wife Day!

by Jason.. May 9, 2022

(Darth) Vader Nation

(Darth) Vader Nation, are fans of Star Wars' infamous villain, who went to "The Dark Side!"

Star Wars fans, who love its villains, are part of the (Darth) Vader Nation! A joke on Raider Nation!

by jrpgkin May 9, 2022

National Freaky Day

National Freaky Day . Grab Smb Ass 😂 .

National Freaky Day .

by pie.mariee May 10, 2022