National Grab a Thigh Day!

This basically means grab a girls thigh day! Even if she is standing up, place your hand on her thigh!

Ryan: * puts hand on girls thigh *
Becca: What are you doing?!
Ryan: it’s national grab a thigh day!

by Double Wammie September 28, 2022

National Con Smith Day

On October 10th it will be National Con Smith Day

Hamilton: Oh my goodness! It's 10/10! It's national Con Smith day!

by whiteJELEEL! September 29, 2022

National beat the shit out of Finn day

This day is reserved for beating the shit out of finn. Only him.

“Hey guys guess what! It’s national beat the shit out of Finn day!”

by IdioticPinapple September 29, 2022

National blowjob day

National give your boyfriend a blowjob day Sept. 30

A day to appreciate your boyfriends and give them the time of their life

Oh look it’s National blowjob day better get to it

by venyy September 30, 2022

National DDD

National DDD (Drunk Driving Day) shall be held and celebrated on August 19th, one day after National Couple’s Day. What better way is there to cope with you missing your ex than to zig zag through town!!

“Hey, are you celebrating National DDD because of Allison?”
“National DDD is the only day I can drown her out”

by Gspotgasm October 1, 2022

National chris gives head to ki day

chris gives head to ki on october the 2nd

Ki: Yo chris its National chris gives head to ki day

Chris: oh ai wrd "gives head to ki"

by skylarwiteyo October 1, 2022

National hangout with Meeya day

October 7th, is national hang out with Meeya renee Davis day aka Maeghan jade Doucet best friend.

National hangout with Meeya day means you need to go to Sandra’s house that day.

by Maeghannnnn October 2, 2022