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Wakey Wakey hands off Jake

A word that is used for morning masturbation for Nz prisons officers. Only apply's to Braxton
Braxton: Hey Governor Wakey Wakey hands off Jake.
by D_strikes September 25, 2017
mugGet the Wakey Wakey hands off Jakemug.

vertical week off

A vertical week off is a block of five to seven days of vacation occurring every seven days in a consecutive series of weeks, rather than the five to seven days occurring consecutively in the same week, or a horizontal week. The distinction is evident from the direction taken by selecting, with pencil, pen or mouse, the days of choice from a spreadsheet or paper calendar.
Trying to avoid having work pile up if new cases were ignored for nine consecutive days, the clerk took one extra day off for five weeks by selecting each Thursday from the vertical column of the calendar app.
Clerk said: “It’s a Vertical Week Off so the in-box won’t get full.”

I said: “I hope you aren’t planning to rent a vacation retreat with that vertical week schedule. Maybe you could just take the work with you.”
by Muttageek July 14, 2020
mugGet the vertical week offmug.

Jack Off

Someone you exceeds the base definition of a Jack Ass. This person is a moron and revels in that fact.
Matt everyday you say play that ridiculous song, you are such a Jack Off
by Fox670z January 16, 2020
mugGet the Jack Offmug.

jockin off

When someone is copying your style in a big way.
He bought the same hat, and got the same hair cut as me. He's really jockin off my style.
by Rtkkingdick April 5, 2019
mugGet the jockin offmug.

Knock-off Fortnite hacker

bro i just beat you in knock-off fortnite.Bro you're hacking.no I'm not.Brooooooo you're such a knock-off fortnite hacker
by Kadwad September 7, 2023
mugGet the Knock-off Fortnite hackermug.

fukk off

If you are too scared to say it to their face, you tell them to visit fukkoff.com
You: 'Hey, my real opinion of you is at fukkoff.com'

Friend: 'Fukk Off'
by heuheuheuheulol123 August 14, 2016
mugGet the fukk offmug.

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