burnt face man

A hilarious flash animation about a superhero with a burnt face!"

SCENARIO 1:

BFM"I can't see a fire...or smoke"

MAN"Well there is a fire...i'm not lying! And and if you save her...i'll give you this sega game gear!"

BFM"Keep hold of your....high tech gaming system! I laugh at danger!"

SCENARIO 2

BFM"ARRGH! AND I'LL RIP YOUR FUCKING ANKLES OFF!"

by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005

Fu Man Sanchez

(n) a particularly artistic variation of the Dirty Sanchez. After reaming a girl's asshole, you pull out your penis and commence giving her the traditional shit moustache with your feces-covered tool, but in this case the fecal material is just runny enough for it to run down either side of her mouth, making a snappy-looking shit goatee.

Bucky gave Wanda a Fu Man Sanchez on the second night of their honeymoon.

by Blenderhead71 March 8, 2007

ice cream man

neighborhood coke dealer, nuthing less then kilos.

score a brick from the ice cream man.

by $PAZZ April 1, 2003

Clean up man

A good man that gets curbed by a chick who's average at best but thinks she's

God's gift to the world. She later gets pregnant by Anquandretravious and she's left alone with a baby. Realizing she's messed up (and 60 pounds heavier) she goes back to said curbed guy to take care of her and her child.

Guy: Let's date.
Girl: You're not my type.
Girl: Gets pregnant by Raequantay and is left alone with a baby
Girl: You wanna date now?
Guy: Kick rocks. I'm not your clean up man.

by Simp Free December 10, 2019

pivot man

A male center of attention for two or more women.

"Two uncommonly attractive women were in the mood for fun, and Clyde was invited along to serve as pivot man."

by Blizzardguy October 26, 2012

Man Crush

the feelings bi-sexual and gay men have for another man. straight men don't have man crushes. the closest thing that might even come close is admiration and respect, but there is no sexual attraction as indicated by the phrase man crush.

hey, where is that cute asian (male) bartender?

oh, you mean the one you have a man crush on?

by xantrani July 25, 2009

Big Man Ting

Big man ting - Is a term that is used by young people in prison and on the streets in London. It generally means, "Swear down." Or in true English, honestly or in all seriousness.

Person A: I'm gonna get a Honda Civic Type R with my drug money Big man Ting.

Person B: Nice blud.

by Ya Get Me January 20, 2011